Toddlers are Quackers

[BullChick]

My paternal grandmother was a biter. Apparently my father warned my mother, and she didn’t believe it. So my mother got out of the car, and my grandmother bit into her cheek, drawing blood. I never met my grandmother (actually, I only met my mother’s father. He passed when I was six), but one sister and I like to nip. I don’t draw blood or anything, but if I ask to bite your nose, it’s more of a formality.
The dog doesn’t like having his ears bit.

 

[Cyneswith]

My paternal grandmother was a biter. Apparently my father warned my mother, and she didn’t believe it. So my mother got out of the car, and my grandmother bit into her cheek, drawing blood. I never met my grandmother (actually, I only met my mother’s father. He passed when I was six), but one sister and I like to nip. I don’t draw blood or anything, but if I ask to bite your nose, it’s more of a formality.

Um... what? I am very confused. (...some of my husband's quirks are making more sense.)

 

[BullChick]

I like to bite. It isn’t painful, and unlike my grandmother, I only do it as a playful thing. So if I was kissing my husband’s fingers, he’d close his eyes. Suddenly, I’d bite. It would make him jump then laugh.

 

[BullChick]

We had a cooperative morning. She woke on her own, got her drink, wanted breakfast(they serve it in school, but why would I tell her to starve? And why would they serve breakfast at 9:30, and lunch at noon?), didn’t complain when I turned off the television to get her ready. I told her to go to the bathroom, and then put on a pull-up. The one hiccup was having to refuse her request for panties. I’m told I’m required to put her in a diaper/pull-up. She dressed herself, played and cuddled with me, and basically was a sweet happy child. Then it was time to leave. She didn’t want to go.

 

[BullChick]

The bios say they don’t want her hair short, but the one aunt keeps cutting it. Never straight (stay away from the salon she works at!!). This weeks cut is very short. Like she may as well be bald. She would look more feminine!

 

[Cyneswith]

Is there a way to keep her away from said aunt unsupervised?

 

[BullChick]

Nope

 

[BantyChooks]

Nope

Handcuff her to you and snarl at anyone that comes close.

 

[BullChick]

I can literally imagine doing that.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Tell the Aunt you are very fond of biting people that cut hair!