Toddlers are Quackers

[DwayneNLiz]

She is amazing because you have made her this way

 

[BantyChooks]

That is why I added that they should be out of diapers. She is smart. We always (okay, we should always) think our kid is so smart. I know she picked up sign language (I think she calls it bambage) really fast. Even if she won't tell me the sign I want all the time. She is a toddler. She even showed me on and off yesterday. The kid is definitely smarter than a toaster.

Ah, but can she make toast...?

 

[BullChick]

I can't take the praise. I am not worthy. I can't even say I do my best. I am letting her down.

 

[BullChick]

I'm sorry. Thank you for saying that.

 

[BantyChooks]

I can't take the praise. I am not worthy. I can't even say I do my best. I am letting her down.

So not true!! Stop that!

 

[BullChick]

Ah, but can she make toast...?

Yup.

 

[BantyChooks]

NVM, I see it now

 

[BantyChooks]

Yup.

Congratulations! Duckling is smarter than a toaster!

 

[BullChick]

So not true!! Stop that!

I am about to offend a lot of people. It is my opinion, and it is something I am very guilty of.
I don't understand how you can be on the internet while your young child is awake. I have been doing it for about a year. It is the way I deal with the panic of my situation. I won't smoke or drink with her around, so this is what I do. But I feel horrible about it. She has my attention at all times out of the corner of my eye. If she wants me, I put the phone down. She is welcome to sit in my lap, and point to the pictures we post. But is she not potty trained because I am not hounding her about it? Does she not play with play doh and paint because I am too lazy? I say it is because she is so young, and this stuff isn't for babies (Play doh is only now for her age). Is that just an excuse? Why can't she pull her pants down easily by herself? Should she know calculus already?

 

[BantyChooks]

This is your brain.


This is your brain on ducks.