So, if I want to...not process him then I will have to put him on a diet. That sounds easy, I can put the food up where only the girls can get to it...that seems so mean. He is likely going to live a short life no matter what, but could he still be happy? He gets so excited when he catches a worm and does his little chicken dance. He is already have mobility issues...see, this is what I am talking about; I know all of the logical reasons why this is what needs to happen, but I have all of the feels and I am being a giant baby about it.