Tomorrow's Top Posters

[SilverBirds]

Nobody asked me who Justin is

Because no one really cares.

 

[Isadora]

Who is Elmer??

Fudd?

 

[ColtHandorf]

Of course you do

I may also wear a pair of heels while I clean. Makes your butt like two firm scoops of ice cream and not soft-serve. Plus it's great for your legs.

 

[Isadora]

Because no one really cares.

 

[Isadora]

I may also wear a pair of heels while I clean. Makes your butt like two firm scoops of ice cream and not soft-serve. Plus it's great for your legs.

But not for your spine!

 

[ColtHandorf]

Who is Elmer??

Glue?

 

[SilverBirds]

Who is Elmer??

The guy who makes glue?

 

[Summer_]

ISADORA

THOU HAT’H PATHED ME IN POSTS! -shakespeare, probably

 

[ColtHandorf]

But not for your spine!

Meh. I don't wear them all day. Just when I'm mopping, vacuuming, or carpet shampooing.

 

[SilverBirds]