My parents love it when I bring them fresh eggs because they taste so much better and they like the pretty colors. They bought a carton of blue and brown eggs “laid by heritage breeds” with “golden yolks” from “free ranging hens” the grocery store hoping for something comparable. The yolks were an unnatural shade of bright orange, like a traffic cone!

They tasted weird too, apparently. Never bought those again. I’m not sure what those birds were being fed, but clearly the company had figured out all of the phrases that make people THINK they’re getting a high quality egg from happy, healthy chickens.