Torture Ideas Anyone?

[Chick_a_dee]

I got home from the lawyers office today to sign the papers for the new house with my parents, and when I got home I realized that someone had lopped all the nice heads off my ornamental grass, nasturtium, dahlias, lupins etc., all of which were waiting patiently to be moved to the farm on Friday... the ornamental grass, the most important as it was going to skirt the farm sign by the roadside. It turns out, it had been my brother, and his excuse? "I was bored," so I am completely LIVID... any torture ideas?

 

[happyhen]

Bread and water diet with 16 hrs of hard manual labor?

The History Channel just had several shows about midieval torture devices. there may be some ideas there.

 

[The Chicken Lady]

Does he collect action figures? You could lop the heads off those...

 

[chickenannie]

Cleaning out ALL the chicken coops.

 

[Chick_a_dee]

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Aha, no... he's a computer kid, I've already disconnected the computer, but thats only because we're moving this week.

 

[Chick_a_dee]

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LOL no coops yet, but I was considering cleaning the brooder until the chicks go into the coop at the end of September.

 

[moodusnewchick]

get bored with some of his important things

 

[ZykloniaDark-GothikRanchr]

ok, you take a sturdy chair, some strips of old t-shirts and duct tape, a cd player and a cd, either ABBA's greatest hits, or the starlight vocal band. place your brother in the chair and wrap the t-shirt strips round his wrists and ankles before you duct tape them to the chair, be sure to leave just a tiny bit of slack...don't want to cut off circulation! for added hold, you can add some duct tape around his waist and chair. Place cd in player, and set to repeat all. press play. leave the room. check on him in a few hours.

 

[Robin L]

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[d.k]

* I hate to have to say this, because I love you all, BUT ya'll are a sad bunch when it comes to evilly payback schemes!!!! Just pitiful. (Although, ZD, yours has potential. . . . hmmmm.)