Torture Ideas Anyone?

[conny63malies]

Starch the heck oout of this underwear iron it starch spray it again and iron again, repeat until they are stiff as a board. Dos he have a bike ? If so take a chain string allover and through the bike and secure it with several padlocks with number thingy...
put powder starch in the vent of the cars AC and heater.Make sure to wipe everything nice and clean. Now make sure to set the airflow on max. when he starts the car all the powder starch will blow into the interior.
Get a few hundered ballons fill some confetti in them and then blow them up and put them in his bedroom or get dixie cups fill them with water and put them down on the floor of his room, the more the better.
buy a industrial roll of clear wrap and wrap his bed, car or bike...
put his car on blocks,

gimme one more night and i come up with more evil stuff

 

[Chick_a_dee]

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Haha... he's 13, no car for him! But I like the underwear one.

 

[ChicknThief]

Hummmm... Chinese Water Torture? You could always string him up by his toes and whip him with noodles. If you want to make it really painfull, try dry lasagna....

LOVE the Sugar Smacks idea!

Too bad he doesn't have a car though.

Cut holes in ALL of his clothing. (I mean come on, you were BORED!)

Bleach his blacks and wash all of his whites with some nice new red tee shirts ("What a lovely pink you are wearing Timmy!")

Spray paint "I love Britney Spears" in hot pink lettering on his bedroom wall...

Is he afraid of snakes or spiders or any such thing? Put em in his pillowcase...

You said he was into computers huh? I say get wicked with any CD Roms or playstation dealybobs and a big ole heavy duty SHARPIE!

Or you could try toasting bread in the X-Box deck. Or eggs for that matter.

OOOH! This one has not failed me yet! It works best if you are out in the wilderness somewhere... Somewhere were there are a LOT of pinecones and pokey things on the ground... Wait for him to go to sleep, and then steal and hide each and every individual shoe of his, and hide each one in a different place on your property! That will keep the both of you entertained for a while! I had to do this at a youth group camping trip. (The boys decided that it would be funny to put seaweed in our tent and let it sit there all day )


Last but not least... Remember, Revenge is a dish best served cold... in other words, get him when and where he LEAST expects it.

Happy Hunting!

 

[FlockEweFarm]

This is a bit gross and indelicate, but my then 12 year old nephew used to find it highly amusing to pollute the air around himself whenever he was near me or my sister. We decided on the ultimate payback for him; the night before a very long road trip from Flagstaff,AZ to Mt Pleasant,TX for which he was going to be trapped in the back of a mini van with his equally disgusting 9 year old sister, and 10 year old cousin; my sister and I sat up and ate a plethora of deviled eggs and drank a 6 pack of beer. The mini van had a feature where you could control all the windows from the drivers side, and you could lock out all of them or open one in the back,(near the nephew) just a crack so any ...odors? could be pulled back that direction. By 50 miles outside of Flagstaff, he was in tears, and by the end of the trip, the van was never the same, and he was trained to be more polite. When my sister sold the van, people asked her if someone had died in the van, to which she replied,"Nah, but he wanted to." Sooo, make yourself some deviled eggs and take him on a road trip.

 

[ChicknThief]

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OMG!

 

[okiemommy]

 

[Chick_a_dee]

Well... I've just gone upstairs while he was sleeping, and shaved a big chunk of his precious hair off with the horse clippers. LOL now he's definitely going to need a haircut that will hide that spot, a buzz will do but honestly... i had the clippers set on extra short LMFAO.

 

[d.k]

* And that'll learn ya, durn ya!!!

P.S.- Now, you must practice an expression of total shock and concern over his sudden, unexpected AND oh-so tragic hair loss, and the use the word "alopecia" alot!!!

 

[justusnak]

You know, when I was younger..many many moons ago...my sister did this to me...of course, NOW I have a phobia about electricity...

just before he heads to bed....get some tape..you know, the kind you use to wrap presents...and put several strips from the door to the wall....not enough to stop him from opening....then a few long ones top to bottom....when he opens the door....it will rip the tape....and will catch any light coming through...giving the illusion of being electrocuted. THe sound....the flash of light....O M G !! I can't even plug things in now...and that was 30 yrs ago!!

 

[Rhett&SarahsMom]

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LOL

He was "bored"? He needs a job