Ok, so I just had a really hilarious thing happen to me while I was scouting a local organic grocery store for fertile eggs. When I found the store's egg-display, there was a lady look reaaaaaally closely at a particular plain-carton brand. I stood nearby and waited for her to move away since I figured those cartons were most likely to be local ones. After a minute, a man came up behind the lady and asked "Are they still here?". She responds "Yes, they haven't all sold yet."
This is where I butt into the conversation:
Me: "Um... excuse me, are these your eggs?"
Lady: "yes."
Me: "Ok, this is a really strange question, but do you free-range roosters with your hens?"
Lady: "......yes?"
Me: " That's great! You see I hatch grocery store eggs as a kind of hobby, and I came here today looking for fertile ones."
Lady: "........"
Me: (nervous I look crazy now) "So.... what kinds of hens do you have?"
Lady: "Gold Comets mostly"
Me: "Me too! I love them. Thank you for the information, it was really cool meeting you."
Lady: "Yeah.... have a good day."
So... awesome to randomly meet the owner, not awesome to come off as a crazyperson in public. Oh well, I'll call it a draw.