CP Chicken
Crazy about Turkens
No! It must be the aliens!!!!! I've been waiting for this moment for my whole life!! *stands in a corn field dressed as an extraterrestrial* they'll never know I'm human...It's a bird........
no wait!
I think...
it...
is...
some sort of alien space ship here to destroy us all...
no...
lemme guess again...
*wiggles hand*
................................I need to get some sleep...