ANY WHOO TIDAY WE KILLED A COYOTE THAT HAD THE FRICKING AUDACITY TO RUN RIGHT THROUGH MY FLOCK IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
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I was going out to feed the horses. Got through the dog yard gate, and this big ugly sickly looking DOG runs right across the path i walk every single day. It glanced at me and was all like "oh. Guess I'm goin hungry tonight"
I was screaming bloody BLOODY murder. All kinds of crazy stuff that sounds like something Saeah would use for a death post in a RP![]()
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"I SWEAR IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY YOU WILL DIE BY MY HAND. MY YARD WAS THE LAST YARD YOU WILL EVER RUN THROUGH AND SO HELP ME I WILL RUN YOU THROUGH WITH A T-POST YOU GOD FORSAKEN DOG!!!!!!!!"
I can baaarely talk now
According to Dad, Aspen was on two feet at the door as soon as i started screaming.
And the highlight of this whole thing?
SHE CAUGHT IT.
And it was not happy. Hehehe >=]
(After i ducked through my neighbor's fence, and dad caught up and threw me a t-post incase i caught it) it looked back to see Floof bearing down on him. (That's when he actually started running.) She caught him, bowled him over and when he got back up, he had probably tripled in size
And THEN
Penelope ran up and said hi to it!
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Dumb yote snuck off when Aspen started running around markin her turf, and she came back to me () and we ran after him. Penelope almost got hit by a car twice (-_-), and Aspen cornered it in the drain pipe under our neighbor's driveway. So i circled it like a hawk until dad got there and put three rounds in it's head.
You can just baaarely see it. Up at the top. It's ear is silhouetted against the other end if the pipe and it's dead eyeball is just underneath that.
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