Cashier- your nails are broken!
Me- I know... That's how I always have them.
Cashier- oh, but they don't look very pretty!!!
Me- I don't need them to!
Cashier- why not?
Me- because I work a lot, clearing land, digging in dirt, hiking, etc!
Cashier- wow, that's a lot of things... Do you ever get tired? Oh and BTW your nails are also dirty!
Me- yeah, I do get tired but I just keep going! Oh, my nails are always dirty unless I take a shower but even then they are dirty 5-mins later!
Cashier- how often do you take a shower?
Me- I think it isn't any of your businesses!!! (I take shower very often)
Me- alright goodbye see'ya!
Cashier- see'ya!
City people just don't understand!!!