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That is SO me!
The other day, I did exactly that.

"The other day, I did exactly that.
I could've SWORN that I told her to wait for me in the meat isle.
No Mom.
So I aimlessly walked around, trying not to look like a complete idiot-
Cuz, you know, asking for help is WAAAAAY elementary.
I eventually just feigned a great interest in the magazine isle until- A FRIGGIN FORTY FIVE MINUTES LATER- Mom came to pick up her issue of Woman's Daily. -_-
She's like, "Oh, hi, Sarah."
I'm like, ""



The other day, I did exactly that.
I could've SWORN that I told her to wait for me in the meat isle.
No Mom.
So I aimlessly walked around, trying not to look like a complete idiot-
Cuz, you know, asking for help is WAAAAAY elementary.
I eventually just feigned a great interest in the magazine isle until- A FRIGGIN FORTY FIVE MINUTES LATER- Mom came to pick up her issue of Woman's Daily. -_-
She's like, "Oh, hi, Sarah."
I'm like, ""
I just run through all the isles, surveying for mom. 

Seriously, tho.
I haven't lost a single chicken to sickness or predators over ALMOST FOUR YEARS- except for those five three-day-olds.
And yet it seems I'm losing a peacock every week.![]()

:/ It seems I've lost a chicken every month.Seriously, tho.
I haven't lost a single chicken to sickness or predators over ALMOST FOUR YEARS- except for those five three-day-olds.
And yet it seems I'm losing a peacock every week.![]()
But... I only have chickens. 