Well was until it got leaked and she quit and put it on hold for awhile.
Twilight Addiction
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I loved twilight! Read all the books and enjoyed the movie! Watched it about 4 times. I thought edward was awesome actor in the movie and such the little hottie.
I read the books first and loved them! I liked the movie, but some of the acting left alot to be desired (Bella in the hospital. ugh). My sister and daughter have a hard time with the "running" and cover their eyes every time he runs!LOL I think the next movie will be better, this movie was made on a very small budget. I love Edward in the movie, but in real life...not so much!
I am 41...My DD talked me into reading the 1st book and I was hooked! Read the next three within a couple of weeks. The movie was OK-but the book tells so much more! My favorite movie part-the baseball game!!
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I am the same age, and that was my favorite part too! My sister is 42 and loved the baseball game! Maybe we are on to something here!
I went to see it and started reading the books so I could understand what the heck my daughter and sister were talking about!
I think I will read them again!
I am the same age, and that was my favorite part too! My sister is 42 and loved the baseball game! Maybe we are on to something here!
Even if you liked the movie you'll still think this is funny. Found this in a magazine a month or so ago.
I was in the middle of a book store and I was trying so hard not to die from really loud laughter, I was practically sufficating myself while I read it. LOL enjoy.
*Warning: Spoilers*
TWILIGHT: the abridged Script
FADE IN:
KRISTEN STEWART moves to FORKS, WASHINGTON and is INSTANTLY POPULAR at her new school.
ANNA KENDRICK: Oh my God, I love your hair. Will you be my new best friend?
GREGORY TYREE BOYCE: Can I take you out sometime since youre so awesome?
KRISTEN STEWART: I guess this is what it looks like when the unpopular girls daydreams get published into a bestselling book?
Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. His paleness reaches blinding levels while the squeals in the movie theatre reach deafening levels.
KRISTEN STEWART: Whos the albino Wolverine?
ANNA KENDRICK: Thats Robert. Hes acknowledged as the hottest boy in the whole school but he doesnt date anyone ever because no girl is good enough for him.
KRISTEN STEWART: No girl is considered good enough for him, eh? Lets see if thats still the case in 10 minutes time!
KRISTEN STEWART: Hey, your eyes are changing colour from gorgeous to ultragorgeous. Whats going on?
ROBERT PATTINSON: I totally love you. But you should know, Im a vampire. And not a bada$$ vampire, but an emo bi*** vampire.
KRISTEN STEWART: The only way Ill believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using 70s special effects.
He DOES.
KRISTEN STEWART: You are a vampire! How old are you?
ROBERT PATTINSON: Over a hundred, but Ive spent most of that time working on my hair.
They GAZE into each others eyes forever. Eventually, KRISTEN goes to meet ROBERTS FAMILY.
INT. GLASS MANSION
KRISTEN meets ROBERTS VAMPIRE FAMILY.
PETER FACINELLI: Welcome! Dont let my effeminate appearance mislead you. There must be something special about you for Robert to risk the lives of his family. Tell us about yourself.
KRISTEN STEWART: Me? Oh, no. Im just a hollow placeholder for the teenage girls in the audience. What do you guys do for fun?
PETER FACINELLI: Vampire baseball. Want to watch?
KRISTEN STEWART: Actually the very last thing on earth any sane person would want to watch is vampire baseball, but go ahead.
They play vampire baseball, which is as stupid as its sounds. The game attracts some EVIL VAMPIRES. They ATTACK KRISTEN, but ROBERT and his FAMILY save her.
INT. HOSPITAL
KRISTEN is with ROBERT.
ROBERT PATTINSON: I think we should break up. To keep you safe.
KRISTEN STEWART: From vampires?
ROBERT PATTINSON: no, from being typecast forever.
KRISTEN STEWART: No, I want you to make me a vampire.
ROBERT PATTINSON: So, the next generation of young women is flocking to see a female lead in a movie by a female director from a book by a female author and in this movie the main character wants to become submissive for a male.
KRISTEN STEWART: I love you. Put a baby in me.
ROBERT PATTINSON: At least the next three movies cant possibly be more misogynistic.
They WILL BE.
END
*Warning: Spoilers*
TWILIGHT: the abridged Script
FADE IN:
KRISTEN STEWART moves to FORKS, WASHINGTON and is INSTANTLY POPULAR at her new school.
ANNA KENDRICK: Oh my God, I love your hair. Will you be my new best friend?
GREGORY TYREE BOYCE: Can I take you out sometime since youre so awesome?
KRISTEN STEWART: I guess this is what it looks like when the unpopular girls daydreams get published into a bestselling book?
Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. His paleness reaches blinding levels while the squeals in the movie theatre reach deafening levels.
KRISTEN STEWART: Whos the albino Wolverine?
ANNA KENDRICK: Thats Robert. Hes acknowledged as the hottest boy in the whole school but he doesnt date anyone ever because no girl is good enough for him.
KRISTEN STEWART: No girl is considered good enough for him, eh? Lets see if thats still the case in 10 minutes time!
KRISTEN STEWART: Hey, your eyes are changing colour from gorgeous to ultragorgeous. Whats going on?
ROBERT PATTINSON: I totally love you. But you should know, Im a vampire. And not a bada$$ vampire, but an emo bi*** vampire.
KRISTEN STEWART: The only way Ill believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using 70s special effects.
He DOES.
KRISTEN STEWART: You are a vampire! How old are you?
ROBERT PATTINSON: Over a hundred, but Ive spent most of that time working on my hair.
They GAZE into each others eyes forever. Eventually, KRISTEN goes to meet ROBERTS FAMILY.
INT. GLASS MANSION
KRISTEN meets ROBERTS VAMPIRE FAMILY.
PETER FACINELLI: Welcome! Dont let my effeminate appearance mislead you. There must be something special about you for Robert to risk the lives of his family. Tell us about yourself.
KRISTEN STEWART: Me? Oh, no. Im just a hollow placeholder for the teenage girls in the audience. What do you guys do for fun?
PETER FACINELLI: Vampire baseball. Want to watch?
KRISTEN STEWART: Actually the very last thing on earth any sane person would want to watch is vampire baseball, but go ahead.
They play vampire baseball, which is as stupid as its sounds. The game attracts some EVIL VAMPIRES. They ATTACK KRISTEN, but ROBERT and his FAMILY save her.
INT. HOSPITAL
KRISTEN is with ROBERT.
ROBERT PATTINSON: I think we should break up. To keep you safe.
KRISTEN STEWART: From vampires?
ROBERT PATTINSON: no, from being typecast forever.
KRISTEN STEWART: No, I want you to make me a vampire.
ROBERT PATTINSON: So, the next generation of young women is flocking to see a female lead in a movie by a female director from a book by a female author and in this movie the main character wants to become submissive for a male.
KRISTEN STEWART: I love you. Put a baby in me.
ROBERT PATTINSON: At least the next three movies cant possibly be more misogynistic.
They WILL BE.
END
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Yeah, its called Midnight Sun. You can read the rough draft on her site.
Yeah, its called Midnight Sun. You can read the rough draft on her site.
OMG Kanchii.......I loved the movie but that left me with tears rolling down my cheeks!!!
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TOLD YOU
Because even if you loved the movie you can't help but agree!
TOLD YOU
Lol it is funny cause it is true!!
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