Understanding Chicken Math

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About 5 years ago, I asked my husband what he thought about getting chickens and the answer was "No Way!" Well I had only been thinking about the possibility of getting chickens until he actually said No. Then I had to have them. After a few hours of explaining why it would be such a great idea, I was obsessed with the thought and was sent directly to the feed store just so he wouldn't have to hear it anymore. So 5 of us went down to the feed store to get 4 or 5 chicks.

Then, of course, I saw how utterly adorable the chicks were. And the gentleman at the store explained how delicate day-olds were. If we wanted to end up with 4 or 5 chicks, we better start of with 8. We chose the Red Sex Links because that way you know for sure you are getting females. Then realizing just how delicate chicks can be and with this being our first time, we also got 2 two week old Barred Rocks. (But those were just back-up chickens so they didn't count)

So we got home, explained the math thing and promptly got started on planning a coop, and a run, and getting up to speed on chickens. Well, wouldn't you know it, we were pretty good chicken farmers cuz every one of those chicks just thrived. In fact one of those Red Sex Links kept getting bigger and bigger. Turned out he had an extra chromosome. He was an exceptional rooster for about 2 years and then started getting aggressive around any male visitors so we found him a new home. Of course he was my youngest daughter's favorite so back to the feed store to get a replacement chick, but you can't just get one. They won't even sell you just one. And we were getting plenty of eggs, so I though ornamental chickens would be fun. So two Laced Wyandottes and 2 Polish. Perfect. I knew the Polish didn't count because they were ornamental.

Now I'm so excited for my new chicks coming next week. Two more polish (again, ornamental) and now that I know the silkies are invisible and the bantams don't count, I really haven't gotten any more at all. Phew. That's much easier to explain. The bigger coop might be a harder sell, but we'll get there.
 
[COLOR=333333]I went into the feed store[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]Just to buy a bag of starter,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]I knew there'd be new chicks inside[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]So today it would be harder.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=333333]I walked right past the brooder boxes[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]Looked neither left nor right,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]I heard the little chickies peep[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]And vowed I'd avoid the sight.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=333333]After paying for my order,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]And heading for the door,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]I opted just to take a peek,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]A quick look - nothing more.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=333333]So here I sit in my orange suit,[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]Waiting my case on the docket-[/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]How the heck do you suppose [/COLOR]
[COLOR=333333]Those chicks got in my pocket?[/COLOR]

[COLOR=333333]Disclaimer:  I have posted this twice now, once in a poetry thread and once on The Front Porch, just in case you think you've seen it before.[/COLOR]


OH MY. I love it. So very appropriate.
 
Oh my this thread has had me laughing! I am a newbie to chickens but after only 5 weeks I think I've figured out chicken math ;-) started out with 12 red production pulleys 1-3 years old. And 5 white leghorns. Lost one red one don't know why just died it might of been 50 years old?? So then I convince hubby oh I need some babies. Pay for 20 barnyard mix straight run -- get 22. One dies. So then had to buy 5 buff 5 EE 2 I forget what all pullets. Another baby died. So I had to go buy 20 more barnyard mix -- got 22. ..... In my head it's looking like if I loose one I have to go but lots more?? Hopefully I don't loose anymore. Oh I left out 4 polish pullets cause my daughter thinks those have a pretty hair do.... She's 6. Lol I don't even know how many I have at this point. But am thinking this is very addicting! :) now anxious to see how many pullets I get out of all these chicks! Will be keeping one or 2 Roos.
So it looks like you only have 17 then :)
 
Phew! Because I just adopted these guys! This applies to cochin as well, right? I went to adopt the 3 silkies and got him too. No chicken left behind, as my daughter says!
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Well, it depends on if you consider the cochins bantams or ornamental....but right now they don't lay so they don't count anyways. If they fit into all 3, like the silkies do, then they are "invisible".
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About 5 years ago, I asked my husband what he thought about getting chickens and the answer was "No Way!" Well I had only been thinking about the possibility of getting chickens until he actually said No. Then I had to have them. After a few hours of explaining why it would be such a great idea, I was obsessed with the thought and was sent directly to the feed store just so he wouldn't have to hear it anymore. So 5 of us went down to the feed store to get 4 or 5 chicks.

Then, of course, I saw how utterly adorable the chicks were. And the gentleman at the store explained how delicate day-olds were. If we wanted to end up with 4 or 5 chicks, we better start of with 8. We chose the Red Sex Links because that way you know for sure you are getting females. Then realizing just how delicate chicks can be and with this being our first time, we also got 2 two week old Barred Rocks. (But those were just back-up chickens so they didn't count)

So we got home, explained the math thing and promptly got started on planning a coop, and a run, and getting up to speed on chickens. Well, wouldn't you know it, we were pretty good chicken farmers cuz every one of those chicks just thrived. In fact one of those Red Sex Links kept getting bigger and bigger. Turned out he had an extra chromosome. He was an exceptional rooster for about 2 years and then started getting aggressive around any male visitors so we found him a new home. Of course he was my youngest daughter's favorite so back to the feed store to get a replacement chick, but you can't just get one. They won't even sell you just one. And we were getting plenty of eggs, so I though ornamental chickens would be fun. So two Laced Wyandottes and 2 Polish. Perfect. I knew the Polish didn't count because they were ornamental.

Now I'm so excited for my new chicks coming next week. Two more polish (again, ornamental) and now that I know the silkies are invisible and the bantams don't count, I really haven't gotten any more at all. Phew. That's much easier to explain. The bigger coop might be a harder sell, but we'll get there.
This may be one of the reasons I'm single...I don't have to ask permission!!! Yeah, you can't have just 1 chick, it's a rule! You are quite advanced at chicken math...you understood the invisibility of silkies before the rule was proven!

Here's how you sell the larger coop - it's better for the existing chicks...they need more room to be happy. Happy chickens have invisible friends and invisible friends do take up some space
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Well, it depends on if you consider the cochins bantams or ornamental....but right now they don't lay so they don't count anyways. If they fit into all 3, like the silkies do, then they are "invisible".
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Well, since the cochin is a roo and will never lay me an egg, I consider him invisible. Since he is a gold laced and has those beautiful wings, he is also quite ornamental. Yep, no chickens here!
 
This may be one of the reasons I'm single...I don't have to ask permission!!! Yeah, you can't have just 1 chick, it's a rule! You are quite advanced at chicken math...you understood the invisibility of silkies before the rule was proven!

Here's how you sell the larger coop - it's better for the existing chicks...they need more room to be happy. Happy chickens have invisible friends and invisible friends do take up some space
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I found that the best way to get what you want with your husband is to let him have an awesome hobby and support him all the way. This way he can't deny you your thing, right?

My husband gets to race and since I have supported him (with very few) complaints, he built me a beautiful chicken coop and only shook his head a bit when I added the invisible four two days ago.

So, when the meat chickies show up in two weeks (they don't count really) we will have 42 chickens running around our pasture. Such fun!
 
My husband claims he doesn't like the chickens but he told me the other day that I can replace all the young roosters with hens. What he doesn't know is that I already factored that in. But it means I can still get three more hens down the line without feeling like I'm going outside our mutually-agreed upon limit or needing to check and make sure it's ok (I dislike the "asking permission" concept. We mutually agree that additional animals need to be agreed upon before they are added to the family. I only "ask permission" because I'm the one doing the adding. He would ask my permission if he wanted to add animals).

He is an inventor and tinkerer, and our house and porch are always filled with his inventions. When I'm out with my chickens, I'm not inside complaining about the mess of his hobby. So really, it works for both of us!
 
My birthday was in February and my Hubby didnt get me anything. So at the end of April I told him I wanted chickens for my present. Then I needed a coop so he built me that for Mother's Day.....hmmm wonder if I can hold out for a incubator for our anniversary in September?
 

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