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WHAT!?! Child, we need to talk! Puppy breath is the best! Smell's like Johnson's baby stuff to me! The only thing bad about dogs is the occasional gas. Dog spit is better for your skin than Noxema. (Can you tell I love dogs? The bigger the better!)
PS - Save some - or all - of that bread for me!!
Ok PUHLEASE tell me that you dont let something that can lick its own (***) lick your face... omg omg... cleaner? WRONG... omg... gah... I've been in medicine too long
OOOH! Doggy kisses? I love a big ol' jowly face with slobbery kisses! Bring it! Nat, looks like your dog is good for that! You know, it's a scientific fact that people who don't get enough dog kisses suffer from more colds.
WHAT!?! Child, we need to talk! Puppy breath is the best! Smell's like Johnson's baby stuff to me! The only thing bad about dogs is the occasional gas. Dog spit is better for your skin than Noxema. (Can you tell I love dogs? The bigger the better!)
PS - Save some - or all - of that bread for me!!
Ok PUHLEASE tell me that you dont let something that can lick its own (***) lick your face... omg omg... cleaner? WRONG... omg... gah... I've been in medicine too long










OOOH! Doggy kisses? I love a big ol' jowly face with slobbery kisses! Bring it! Nat, looks like your dog is good for that! You know, it's a scientific fact that people who don't get enough dog kisses suffer from more colds.
