UPSTATE NY chickenstock OCT 3rd Sunday!! -The aftermath and hatching

[sonew123]

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Saint Natalie! Even sounds convincing! Patron saint of chickens!

don't mean to be blasphemous or anything - is the patron saint of chickens position already occupied?

Saint Natalie the Feathery

Our Saint Natalie, who are in Onchiota, feathered be thy name.

Thy kingdom we come, with chickens to run,

In coop as it is in pasture.

Give us this day a list of stuff to bring,

And forgive us for trespassing all over your property.

May PC not lead us all into the temptation of butchering all our birds,

be assured the delivery of a fine meal.

For thine is the kingdom, and the bobcat, and the NY Chickenstock glory.

Forever and ever.

Amen.

OMG

thank goodness I peed before I read this post!! hahaha

 

[acid_chipmunk]

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Oh, I am sooooo glad that I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!

But, Nat, you really are a saint for putting up with all of us!

 

[sonew123]

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Oh, I am sooooo glad that I wasn't drinking anything when I read that!

But, Nat, you really are a saint for putting up with all of us!

tis nothing you guys act like your a bunch of nut jobs escaping form an asylum to come! haha

rules:

1.) If you barf -clean it up
2.) if you miss the toilet for any reason you are in there-clean it up
3.) if you miss your bed and sleep outside-have fun!
4.) if you forget where you are-remain calm and we will help you remeber where your supposed to be and how to get there..LOL
5.) if you criticise my cooking-I will remain calm and make you forget where you are!
6.) if you come with animals and dont sell them all-you may not leave them or I will cook them and feed them back to you

 

[Brindlebtch]

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Saint Natalie! Even sounds convincing! Patron saint of chickens!

don't mean to be blasphemous or anything - is the patron saint of chickens position already occupied?

Saint Natalie the Feathery

Our Saint Natalie, who are in Onchiota, feathered be thy name.

Thy kingdom we come, with chickens to run,

In coop as it is in pasture.

Give us this day a list of stuff to bring,

And forgive us for trespassing all over your property.

May PC not lead us all into the temptation of butchering all our birds,

be assured the delivery of a fine meal.

For thine is the kingdom, and the bobcat, and the NY Chickenstock glory.

Forever and ever.

Amen.

Oh! Excellent!

 

[acid_chipmunk]

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And, how do you know we aren't!

 

[Muggsmagee]

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And, how do you know we aren't!

Excellent point!

 

[sonew123]

you'll fit right in then if that's the case

 

[BloominOrchid]

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oh the things going through my mind

Its not easy thats for sure!
hole made by pin or such at top and bottom, stick a tooth pick in the bottom hole to "scramble" the egg in the shell....then let the blowing commence...

Its a PITA (pain in the @ss) but looks so nice, we did ours for our Spring trees.

 

[sonew123]

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oh the things going through my mind

Its not easy thats for sure!
hole made by pin or such at top and bottom, stick a tooth pick in the bottom hole to "scramble" the egg in the shell....then let the blowing commence...

Its a PITA (pain in the @ss) but looks so nice, we did ours for our Spring trees.

I know it's hard to resist that huh? spring trees HUH? pretty!!!!

 

[BloominOrchid]

I think you should put that lil prayer/story/poem on a plaque!
Thats great!
humm who do we know who paints and makes awesome plaques??

Nat are you advertising in the area for the festivities?
Craigs list?
We need more minions for the cult!