Oh man, I was just posting this on FB, thought I would share here, it is funny. My 13 yr old is something else. Sees the world differently than anybody I know. And he loves words....especially ones that raise his momma's eyebrows, in this case apparently he was having a lot of fun with the word "crap".
Conversation with my 13 yr old while doing yard work.....
"Hey mom, do you call these things crapapples because they taste so crappy?"
"No Erik, they are..."
"They are just crappy apples? Small and crappy?"
"No, they are..."
"Oh is it because they make you crap alot?"
"NO ERIK!, they are..."
"Is it because the dogs crap alot under that tree?"
"NO ERIK THEY ARE CALLED CRAB APPLES NOT CRAP APPLES"
"Oh ya (he laughs) I get it because they make you crabby when I ask about them, right?"
***Brother!**** "Ya Erik, that's it"!
What a humdinger that boy. I promise he was not raised by wolves. But he sure is funny sometimes!
Conversation with my 13 yr old while doing yard work.....
"Hey mom, do you call these things crapapples because they taste so crappy?"
"No Erik, they are..."
"They are just crappy apples? Small and crappy?"
"No, they are..."
"Oh is it because they make you crap alot?"
"NO ERIK!, they are..."
"Is it because the dogs crap alot under that tree?"
"NO ERIK THEY ARE CALLED CRAB APPLES NOT CRAP APPLES"
"Oh ya (he laughs) I get it because they make you crabby when I ask about them, right?"
***Brother!**** "Ya Erik, that's it"!
What a humdinger that boy. I promise he was not raised by wolves. But he sure is funny sometimes!