Very Serious, Pertinent, & Dire Question!

Ok I get to tell a Squishy story! Yay!
Once apon a time, a long time ago, Squishy broke her arm rather badly (both bones one almost sticking out) So I race home from work and call the (small) hospital on the way to make sure they could handle it..yep they said bring her in...2 hrs later she was still sitting in a cubical waiting on an orthapedic doc to arrive all the time listening to a tiny baby screaming while getting continuous blood gasses taken.(nerve racking) At the same time they were trying to get an IV into Squishy's really small left arm vein...multiple stabs...still no crying from her though (she had her big girl panties on that day for sure)
Finally hear that the doc is at the other hospital ...we pack her up and get her back into my car..more driving avoiding any bumps and sharp turns...get to that hospital and they take her right back ....waiting , waiting she is not complaining but I can see she is really hurting especially as the xray guy had her move her arm into awkward positions (who would do that to a kid??) finally she is settled again and a nurse comes and gives her a shot (pre surgery). 10 mins later she is bawling her eyes out!
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I say "honey! whats wrong? is it hurting?" I jump up to get the nurse .....she calls me back and has me lean over her so she can whisper "No it doesnt hurt much anymore" "Then why are you crying?" " because I have the worst wedgie in my life and I can't fix it!"
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My wife says a good reason for clean underwear is if you ever get in a wreck and they cut your pants off it would be embarrassing to have dirty stained shorts. She throws hers away frequently I wear mine until they are holey.
 
We call them knickers here, and to encourage those of us who are dieting, not to eat between meals, we have the slogan:
'Little pickers, wear big knickers!'
 
OK So DH decides to put it upon himself to help me out in the big girl panties department : he doesn't like my big girl panties!

So he comes home and rolls these three little egg shaped containers across the counter at me and tells me they are my new big girl panties.
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OK anything that comes in a container the size of an egg CANNOT contain all of me! You get my drift here??
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So new rules:
1) to count as big girl panties they must not have rhinestones or feathers!
2.) to count as big girl panties they must have BACKSIDES!
3.) to count as big girl panties they must not be designed to give you a wedgie.


DH is fired as my big girl pantie consultant.
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I am going back to the nine year old!
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