Victoria Beckham use bird poop as a mask

[rooster-red]

I'll go with a far eastern theme.

I could name the spa "Whoo Flung Doo"

 

[wendy]

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i love it!

 

[wegotchickens]

Ah, if only this weren't such a family friendly forum... the comments I could make... that we ALL could make!!!

A zoo is selling acrylic-coated turds strung on necklaces for Christmas. And I thought that was a gross concept.

But I would never deliberately rub poo on my face. Someone elses's face? Sure! I can think of a few folks right now that need their face rubbed in something

I agree, Buff. She has never looked like a happy person. Now I know why, if facial poop is what she looks forward to every day.

 

[rooster-red]

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Oh, you just don't know... I could write a book.

 

[lockedhearts]

EEEEWWWWW

However, as big as "SPA" products are maybe we need a snazzy label and could market it as BYC Anti Aging Mask, wonder if we got big enough on Ebay could we get on HSN????????

 

[wendy]

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we could be right there with emeril and his "bam"

 

[HennysMom]

Oh.my.gawwwwwwd! EWWWWWW!

ROFL!!!!!!

Emeril eh? Okay.. we can call it "Whatsupchickenbutt" and add a "PFFFT" for our catch phrase! Now we just need some fancy schmancy hand gesture to go along with it!

 

[wendy]

Take our hand and put it on top of our head like a comb! Or we could do the chicken dance

Maybe then Wolfgangpuck, could change his name to Wolfgangduck!