Deb...you have eggs, make your own lemon curd!!! Its easy, but tedious.
Then you can sit there with a spoon and fend off all attackers.
Lemon curd:
2 Tbsp grated lemon peel
1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup of butter
1 1/2 cups sugar
5 whole eggs or 10 yolks ( I usually use a combination, all yolks makes it richer)
Combine lemon juice, butter and sugar in a non-reactive double boiler. Heat over simmering water, stirring occasionally, until sugar is dissolved. Beat eggs in a medium bowl, gradually add hot sugar mixture to eggs, stirring constantly until blended. Return to double boiler and stir in lemon peel. Cook over simmering water, stirring constantly with a rubber spatula until opaque, smooth and thickened enough to hold a shallow swirl. Cover tightly, keeps refrigerated for up to six weeks....but I wouldn't know since it gets used immediately.
The tedious part is the stirring until thickened. I love this as a pie with a coconut macaroon crust and whipped cream.
I love German and Swiss chocolate.