Want a good, clean laugh?

[Saroco]

Check out my BYC page!! I have lots of one liners that could have you rolling on the floor!

If you have any to share, please do! Only, make sure that they are clean.

 

[iluvsedward]

lol
here's one, why do we park in our driveway, and drive on the parkway?

 

[Saroco]

Oh, nice! I like it!

 

[Delta2 23]

These ones are the best, I have to say

-If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

-If "pro" is the opposite of "con" is Congress the opposite of progress?

-Whose Idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?


(War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left - I've al;ways loved that one)

 

[magistradomina]

Those are sooooooo funny!

My Mom read them and she loved them!!

 

[Evilkitty162]

Here some more good ones

- Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?
- Why do they put Braille dots on the drive up ATMs?
- If ignorance is a bliss why aren't more people happy?

 

[magistradomina]

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

I have to get DW to make me a t-shirt with....
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?

I laughed till a tear came to my eye!

 

[Evilkitty162]

More


- How can someone draw a blank?
- If you have an open mind is there a chance you mind might fall out?
- Does fuzzy logic tickle?
- Why is it when a door is open it is ajar but when a jar is open it is not adoor?
- Why do we pay tools on a freeway?


I have about 500 + more lol

 

[Saroco]

Ooo! Ooo! Tell me!!