Wanted: W words

[Kiki]

It’s pretty but it looks like it has ticks all over its face...

I almost called them herpes.

 

[Kiki]

I wanna go whitewater rafting or dog sledding or something lol instead we’ll probably hiking or swimming again and find more waterfalls.

And this time I will try not to die on the hike.

You brought a bathing suit?

 

[ShrekDawg]

It means it is an idiot that wants a very expensive turkey that is exceptionally pretty and can only live in tropical climates.

https://birdsoftheworld.org/bow/species/ocetur1/cur/introduction

I mean... I guess if you have the money?

But I say it’s stupid and it seems they don’t even breed in captivity well anyway? So probably basically none for sale? They really are gorgeous though so I see why he’s attracted but like... go to a zoo or something.

 

[ShrekDawg]

You brought a bathing suit?

Yes of course lol well, my mother insisted. she wanted to swim at the pools at the last place but I didn’t

 

[orloffer]

It means it is an idiot that wants a very expensive turkey that is exceptionally pretty and can only live in tropical climates.

https://birdsoftheworld.org/bow/species/ocetur1/cur/introduction

I wish people wouldn't hunt so many of those. Such beautiful feathers.

 

[Painted Calls]

It’s pretty but it looks like it has ticks all over its face...

I was going to say something more gross, but yeah. We'll go with ticks.

Definitely pretty though!

 

[MROO]

Wrong smelling.
EDIT: Spelling. Dang it. Wrong spelling.

Uh ... yeah ... that, too!

 

[JadeFarms]

I almost called them herpes.

Herpes Turkey well I mean with a face like that, makes sense .

 

[Painted Calls]

I almost called them herpes.

There it is. Glad I didn't have to say it.

 

[Kiki]

I was going to say something more gross, but yeah. We'll go with ticks.

Definitely pretty though!

Gross like what?
Like what I said?