Washingtonians Come Together! Washington Peeps

[vasher]

These are two of the girls going to a new home tomorrow morning, just up the street. So pretty, it's a shame they don't have pea combs...

 

[junebuggena]

Barred over the typical Easter Egger partridge-type pattern. The one with the darker head has the melanotic gene from the Barred Rock in her ancestry.

Basically like their grandmother, plus barring.

 

[pennyJo1960]

When I do put Blue aka Stew in freezer camp or give him back to his breeder I will
give my girls all a break as he has quite the harem with 18 every day.
My plan is pretty solid go four to six months with no cockerel then look to get a
Marans cockerel

 

[BobletFarmBirds]

When I do put Blue aka Stew in freezer camp or give him back to his breeder I will
give my girls all a break as he has quite the harem with 18 every day.
My plan is pretty solid go four to six months with no cockerel then look to get a
Marans cockerel

What kind of Maran? Black coppers? That's what I have, and they're pretty darn nice.

 

[Hinotori]

Happy you are going that way got a call my Ma is going down hill fast
has quit eating and drinking sleeps most the time I do take with a grain of salt
as it is Brothers GF drama queen saying this..
if it is true I know that four five months ago when they had her in the hospital she
was ready to join her lost loves my Dad and Wayne

I'm sorry to hear that. I wish the best

 

[pennyJo1960]

Quote: Well to make long story short it was the drama queen... Ma did not get up yesterday
she continued to sleep which was out of the ordinary at the home she is in
so they called spoke to the drama queen as it was different she dq said Ma was going down hill fast

 

[pennyJo1960]

Quote: That is what I was thinking I have BR, and EE Blue my cockerel is a F-1 OE
I have two hens from him growing up here very curious to see what they lay
I do believe bringing in a Marans black copper would probably be preferred

 

[junebuggena]

OMG! Coop clean out today. Great for my garden that will be getting planted in a few weeks. But man is that some hard, stinky work.

 

[Chickielady]

Sorry to hear Penny's Mom is declining..................

Stopping in to say HI to everyone.................

and here is some laughs !

What did the cannibal say to the cannibal who arrived late for dinner? "Where have you been? Everyone's eaten."

Why don't blondes make chocolate chip cookies? Because it's too much work to shell all those M&Ms.

A guy goes to a movie house and buys a ticket. He has a pet duck with him. The cashier says, "You can't bring a duck in here. It's a pet." "I don't care," the cashier says, "It's against the law." The guy leaves, goes down the alley, opens his pants, and stuffs the duck down in front. Now he's able to get into the theater. He sits down near two women and opens up his fly so the duck can breathe. One of the women turns to her friend and says, "You see what this guy alongside me is doing?" Her friend says, "Don't worry. You've seen one, you've seen them all." She says, "Yeah, but this one is eating my popcorn."

Here is the pun for @Hinotori :

What do you get when you cross a dog and a rose? A collie-flower!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me five shots of your finest whiskey, none of that cheap stuff!" The bartender fills five glasses in front of the man and the guy slams them one after another in rapid succession. "Wow," says the bartender, "you drank those in a hurry!" "You'd drink fast too if you had what I have," the man says. "Er, that's rough, what do you have?" asks the bartender. The man replies, "Fifty cents."

 

[Chickielady]

OK...here is some more !

Ole went to the UPS store to buy a shipping box. He asked the clerk, "Do ya have a box that is 2 inches tall, 2 inches wide, and 50 feet long?" "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't," replied the clerk, who asked, "Why do you need a box that is 2 inches tall, 2 inches wide, and 50 feet long?" "Vell, ya see, my neighbor just moved," Ole replied, "and I wanted to return da garden hose I borrowed."

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on what you want to change it into.

And another punny for @Hinotori:

What's the best time of day to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty!

Reminds me, Einstein just had some much needed root planning done, from the center of his mandible all the way to the left...and it cost $3700. .and we have NO insurance ! YIPPEE!!!
NOT!

OK, more jokes:

One day, a snail was mugged by a couple of tortoises. When the police arrived on the scene they asked, "Can you tell us what you remember about the suspects?" The snail replied, "Oh, I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

AN OLDIE but a goodie !

A man walks into a doctor's office with a banana stuffed in his right ear, a carrot stuck in his left ear, and two peas shoved up his nose. He says, "I don't feel good." The doctor looks at him and says, "You're not eating right."

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