Washingtonians Come Together! Washington Peeps

[junebuggena]

It was non-stop here from 8 to about midnight. By the time we went to bed, it was practically white noise. I woke up once it all stopped because it was suddenly too quiet. When so many are constantly going off, the sounds just kind of blur.

 

[Chickielady]

It was non-stop here from 8 to about midnight. By the time we went to bed, it was practically white noise. I woke up once it all stopped because it was suddenly too quiet. When so many are constantly going off, the sounds just kind of blur.

I totally understand the white noise effect !

But the neighbors were about 30 feet from our house with rockets...so they'd lite one, and up would fly a blue rocket, then red, then yellow, then white, then red, and so on...each one lit up the entire inside of the house.............I saw it all despite closing my eyes, and I suspect this flashing is what drove the goats & geese out of their minds.
The dog freaks about booms....so far I have not seen him freak about light.
I will have my day with the neighbors.
The hard part is being diplomatic enough to get my point across without using my ballistic language.

 

[Chickielady]

FUNNIES are starting to pile up !

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH:

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Get in the boat!"

What do you give a balloon that is sick? Heal-ium!

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car — both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh dear, am I driving?"

 

[Chickielady]

My first hatchers are starting to lay..I find an occasional fart egg here & there.
Time to get out the golf balls !
And the geese are almost 2 months old ! Hatched on May 8th........wow they grow fast !

 

[pennyJo1960]

 

[Chickielady]

K more funnies,

Why are most blonde jokes two lines long? So men can remember them.

A green grape and a purple grape were in a kithchen. The green grape turned to the purple grape and said, "Breathe!"

What do you call two guys who hang around your window? Kurt and Rod.

 

[pennyJo1960]

We just had a day with Richard and I out and about left right after my caregiver did for
the day... we both where up till midnight that is when the fireworks stopped up at 8 this morning but neither did much at home I cleaned the main coop just poop patrol I do daily...

 

[pennyJo1960]

did it again

 

[Chickielady]

OK more.....

What's pink and sings on your front lawn? Placido Flamingo.

What do you call a hula-hoop with a nail in it? A navel destroyer.

~snort !~

Once again, my all-time favorite !!!

One day, a snail was mugged by a couple of tortoises. When the police arrived on the scene they asked, "Can you tell us what you remember about the suspects?" The snail replied, "Oh, I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

 

[Chickielady]

May 11th, 2017 (they were hatched May 8th)

They grew just a tad...........every time I get them a pool they have outgrown it before I have even filled it up...