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Then I have to go cook BBQ dinner for Einstein, it is his birthday !
Did you hear about the vampire who dropped his girl friend? She just wasn't his type!
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What's the safest vitamin you can take? Vitamin B9.
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What's the difference between a mineral and a fossil? A mineral is a bonafide stone, whereas a fossil is a stonified bone.
A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers. He drinks every last one of them. He says to the bartender, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender tells him where it is. Fifteen minutes later, another pig walks in, orders 25 beers, and drains all of them. He asks the bartender where the bathroom is. Fifteen minutes later, a third pig walks in, orders 50 beers, and drinks all of them. The bartender asks him if he needs to use the bathroom, and the pig exclaims, "No, I'm the one who goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home!"
