Washingtonians Come Together! Washington Peeps

[Chickielady]

ha ha time ?
I have TONS of ha ha saved up...so I will give ya a few and then I have to go make dinner........OK ready ??

 

[Chickielady]

What do you call a potato that can go under water? A spudmarine.

What do you get if you put a bear in the freezer? A teddy brrrr.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

How do you keep your husband from reading your mail? Put it in a folder marked INSTRUCTION MANUALS!

Why don't buffalo have cell phones? Because of the roaming charges!

 

[Chickielady]

OK more............................
So this guy wins a contest and rushes to tell his best friend, the barber. “I’m going to Rome!” he says excitedly. “I’m going to fly on Al Italia and I even get to see the Pope!” The barber says, “You’ll have a lousy time. Rome is a dirty, crowded city, Al Italia is a horrible airline and you will probably be a half-mile from the Pope behind a million other people.” So the guy takes the trip and returns to tell his friend all about it. “You were wrong!” he says. “Rome is a beautiful city, Al Italia is a great airline, and I even got to meet the Pope in person. I was introduced to him and he held out his hand and I went up and kissed his ring.” “Really?” said the barber. “What did he say?” “He said, “Where’d you get the crummy haircut?”

How do you get a pig to the hospital? In a ham-bulance!

What's the first thing an out-of-work DJ says into a microphone? "Would you like fries with that?"

 

[Chickielady]

more ?

A guy walked OUT of a bar — he owned it — and went to his liquor distributor to re-stock. He loaded up on Scotch, bourbon, rum, tequila, and then he asked for a case of gin. "Well," the distributor said, "We've only got one shipment and the importer says it's infested with weevils." "Weevils!" the bar owner exclaimed. "Do you think that's true?" The distributor shrugged and said, "Who knows what weevil lurks in the hearts of gin?"

How many college registrar workers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but they'll make you wait in line for three hours before they let you know that the bulb you want is no longer available.

THIS IS SO TRUE !

A guy runs into a bar, panting, and shouts at the bartender, “Quick, tell me — do you have penguins around these parts?” The bartender says, “Uh, no, we don't.” The man groans and says, “Oh, my god, I just ran over a nun...”

What's the difference between a brunette and a trashcan? A trashcan gets taken out at least once a week.

hahahahahahaha touche on the blonde jokes !

 

[Chickielady]

more ?

 

[Chickielady]

Peeps is BIG !

 

[Chickielady]

 

[Hinotori]

Sounds like a big peevee ??

It's called a San Angelo bar. Hubby bought me a 6 foot one that is thinner and lighter yesterday. It will be much easier to use for the smaller rocks. The big one weighs 35 pounds or so. The new one is 20 maybe.

They are so much better than a shovel. Just pops the rocks out.

 

[Chickielady]

It's called a San Angelo bar. Hubby bought me a 6 foot one that is thinner and lighter yesterday. It will be much easier to use for the smaller rocks. The big one weighs 35 pounds or so. The new one is 20 maybe.

They are so much better than a shovel. Just pops the rocks out.


HA HA H we have a few here, we call them "Rock Bars" ........... they are really necessary when you are putting in fence, or foundation.

 

[pennyJo1960]

What do you call a potato that can go under water? A spudmarine.

They had us rolling