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A guy walked OUT of a bar — he owned it — and went to his liquor distributor to re-stock. He loaded up on Scotch, bourbon, rum, tequila, and then he asked for a case of gin. "Well," the distributor said, "We've only got one shipment and the importer says it's infested with weevils." "Weevils!" the bar owner exclaimed. "Do you think that's true?" The distributor shrugged and said, "Who knows what weevil lurks in the hearts of gin?"
How many college registrar workers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but they'll make you wait in line for three hours before they let you know that the bulb you want is no longer available.
THIS IS SO TRUE !
A guy runs into a bar, panting, and shouts at the bartender, “Quick, tell me — do you have penguins around these parts?” The bartender says, “Uh, no, we don't.” The man groans and says, “Oh, my god, I just ran over a nun...”
What's the difference between a brunette and a trashcan? A trashcan gets taken out at least once a week.
hahahahahahaha touche on the blonde jokes !
they are really necessary when you are putting in fence, or foundation.
