Well i been ill for the last few weeks...and it looks like this forum hasn't gone off as far as I'd thought...used to go 12-20 pages a day !
So you ready for some funnies ????
So you ready for some funnies ????
Washingtonians Come Together! Washington Peeps
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Lol. We've talked about a couple wethers. The freaking cats follow me around outside, even if Im walking laps
Lol. We've talked about a couple wethers. The freaking cats follow me around outside, even if Im walking laps
Yup...you have to fence goats OUT. They will be all over you and on your car, top of the pick up...on the top of the chicken coop...LOL
Yup...you have to fence goats OUT. They will be all over you and on your car, top of the pick up...on the top of the chicken coop...LOL
FUNNIES ! ! ! 
A man and a woman were walking along a beach. The man noticed many shorebirds flying in pairs. "Why do they fly together like that?" he asked the woman. She looked at him thoughtfully and replied, "Well, you know what they say: One good tern deserves another."
What’s the best thing to eat when you’re stuck in your car on the freeway? Traffic jam!
What do you say to Eggs Benedict on Christmas day? "Happy Hollandaise!”
now that is just stupid...............
A professor was giving a lecture about toxins in the human body. He asked the audience, “What is the one thing you can eat that will cause the longest-lasting negative effects?” A 75-year-old man raises his hand and says, “Wedding cake.”
Now this is good :::::::
A circus train derailed in a very rural area and several animals escaped throughout the countryside. An elephant wandered into an elderly lady's garden and began eating her vegetables. She looked out from inside her house and saw the animal. Being nearsighted and never having seen an elephant, she phoned the sheriff and exclaimed "Sheriff, sheriff, come quickly — there is some kind of critter in my garden, it is bigger than my toolshed, and it is pulling up my turnips with its tail!" The sheriff replied, "Pulling turnips up with its tail? What is it doing with them?" The old lady squinted through the window and reluctantly replied, "If I told you, you wouldn't believe me!"
A man and a woman were walking along a beach. The man noticed many shorebirds flying in pairs. "Why do they fly together like that?" he asked the woman. She looked at him thoughtfully and replied, "Well, you know what they say: One good tern deserves another."
What’s the best thing to eat when you’re stuck in your car on the freeway? Traffic jam!
now that is just stupid...............
Now this is good :::::::
A circus train derailed in a very rural area and several animals escaped throughout the countryside. An elephant wandered into an elderly lady's garden and began eating her vegetables. She looked out from inside her house and saw the animal. Being nearsighted and never having seen an elephant, she phoned the sheriff and exclaimed "Sheriff, sheriff, come quickly — there is some kind of critter in my garden, it is bigger than my toolshed, and it is pulling up my turnips with its tail!" The sheriff replied, "Pulling turnips up with its tail? What is it doing with them?" The old lady squinted through the window and reluctantly replied, "If I told you, you wouldn't believe me!"
MORE ???? OK, still waiting for the chicken in the oven to be done.....
This is from Anchorage Alaska...imagine that :::::
A guy bumps into an old friend he hasn't seen for a while. After exchanging greetings, one fellow asks the other if he was taking squirrel vitamins. "Squirrel vitamins? Never heard of them." His friend gives him a handful of pills and says, "Take two of these a day; they'll make you smarter." They bump into each other a few weeks later and the fellow asks, "So, how do you those squirrel vitamins?" "You know, I think those were squirrel droppings..." "Workin’, aren't they?
A man approaches an attractive woman at a bar and says, “You know, they say I am part Albert Einstein and part Arnold Schwarzenegger.” “Oh, really?” she asks. “Yes, I have Einstein’s body and Schwarzenegger’s brain.”
This is a work of art, especially if you are a musician:
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
From Sarah Gottlieb, Ashland, Oregon
Thanks Sarah !!!
Why did the waitress get arrested for giving a cigarette to her customer? Because she was contributing to the malignancy of a diner.
This is from Anchorage Alaska...imagine that :::::
A guy bumps into an old friend he hasn't seen for a while. After exchanging greetings, one fellow asks the other if he was taking squirrel vitamins. "Squirrel vitamins? Never heard of them." His friend gives him a handful of pills and says, "Take two of these a day; they'll make you smarter." They bump into each other a few weeks later and the fellow asks, "So, how do you those squirrel vitamins?" "You know, I think those were squirrel droppings..." "Workin’, aren't they?
This is a work of art, especially if you are a musician:
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
From Sarah Gottlieb, Ashland, Oregon
Thanks Sarah !!!
MORE ????
OK...here ya go.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where is my tractor?”
stoooooooooooooooooopid joke !!
What do you call two elephants paddling in the ocean? Swimming trunks!
oh these are awful !!!
Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honey combs!
all these are not so hot..............
What's the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic, and a psychiatrist? The neurotic builds castles in the air, the psychotic lives in them, and the psychiatrist collects the rent.
OK...here ya go.
stoooooooooooooooooopid joke !!What do you call two elephants paddling in the ocean? Swimming trunks!
oh these are awful !!!
all these are not so hot..............What's the difference between a neurotic, a psychotic, and a psychiatrist? The neurotic builds castles in the air, the psychotic lives in them, and the psychiatrist collects the rent.
where are they located pretty high priced eggs but if your really want them they would not be hatchery flock
No, they are not hatchery, neither are mine.
She is in California, an easy shipment and she is a professional, and packs the egg fresh and well padded, as I also do.
We are all still here and believe it or not I have 4 silkies now
and we have several new folks in our midst
and we have several new folks in our midst
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