Washingtonians Come Together! Washington Peeps

[pennyJo1960]

very serene looking the three of them

 

[Babybockbock]

Hello everyone!

I am still around! Growing by brabanter flock!
And all the extras I pick up.
School has been running me pretty hard so I have not been around much.

I am looking for himes for my 1.5 year old english orpington hens, one blue one black. They are currently molting but pics are of them this summer.

 

[pennyJo1960]

kinda have my coops full or might be tempted but don't think I can just now
sorry

 

[Chickielady]

The feral ones are aggressive towards my cats. The dogs will defend them. I do not put out cat food. That would also just feed rats and coyotes

Don't forget about Awesome Possum !!

 

[pennyJo1960]

Don't forget about Awesome Possum !!

how's it going out there got an of yours laying ? mine are all molting

 

[Chickielady]

FUNNIES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sven: "Ole, stand in front of my car and tell me if da turn signals are working." Ole: "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No..."

Did you hear about the couple who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty? All their windows fell out!

I am so happy my favorite green dude is BACK...took long enough, so are the sales threads back to normal yet ???

 

[Chickielady]

A bartender moved out West and bought a bar. The man who sold him the bar told him that if he heard that "Big John is coming to town," he should drop whatever he was doing and flee. After a few months, the bartender was getting comfortable and business was pretty good, when one of his regulars looked in and shouted, "Hey folks! Big John is coming to town!" and galloped off. In a matter of seconds the bar emptied, and in the mad stampede for the door, the bartender was knocked flat. The bartender had just managed to get to his feet and wipe some spilled food off his face, when in came the biggest meanest cowboy he had ever seen, riding a buffalo, and taking the doors off the hinges on the way in. He dismounted directly onto the bar, tossing into a corner the rattlesnake he had been using as a whip, and hauled the bartender up by the collar, nose to nose, to get a good look at him. "Gimme a barrel o' whiskey!" he roared, wilting the roses on the back mantel. "It's...it's right here. This tap's here's whiskey," stammered the bartender. The cowboy dropped the bartender back to the floor, and in the same motion hauled the barrel of whiskey off the counter. With his free hand, he bashed the top in, and drained the entire barrel without taking a second breath. Dropping the empty barrel, he threw down a gold nugget weighing about a pound, grabbed the rattlesnake, and turned to remount. "That wasn't so bad," thought the bar tender. "Is there anything else I can get you?" the bartender asked. Without turning around, the cowboy called back, "Ain't got time. Big John's coming to town."

Snicker................

 

[Chickielady]

Did you know that there are meetings for Paranoids Anonymous? The only problem is no one will tell you where they're held.

Two rabbis were sitting in the temple and one says to the other, "I'm so sad, my son has decided to become a Christian." "Funny you should mention it," said the second rabbi, "My son too has decided to become a Christian." They decided that the best thing for them to do would be to pray. "Oh God," they prayed, "Our sons have decided to become Christians!" They waited and presently a voice came to them and said, "Funny you should mention it…"

A fellow having a midlife crisis bought the requisite red convertible. While driving down the road with the wind blowing through what little hair he had left, he said, "Let's see what this baby can do." He accelerated quickly. In no time, he looked in his rear view mirror and saw the red and blue lights. He thought, "I can outrun this police car," and he floored it. A few seconds later he thought how foolish he was. He pulled over and waited for the policeman to catch up. The officer got out of the car, strode to the windblown man and said, "You know, it's Friday, I have half an hour left on my shift and if you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before, I may let you go. The man replied, "Well, officer, three months ago my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"

 

[Chickielady]

Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid....

What do you get when you take over a vineyard? Conquered grapes.

I warned ya....


I like this one:

Walking into the bar, a man said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one — just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" says the bartender, "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," the man replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees." "Really?" says the bartender, "Now that's a change! What did she say?" “She said, ‘Come out from under the bed, you little coward, so I can hit you again!’”

 

[Chickielady]

Jimmy went up to his teacher and asked, "Would you ever punish me for something that I didn't do?" The teacher replied, "No of course not!" Jimmy breathed a sigh of relief, "Good, because I didn't do my homework."