OK OK after this one I'll quit posting funnies (for a few days, HA HA)
A man goes to his doctor worried that his wife was losing her hearing. The doctor advised the man to ask his wife a question from a distance and move closer each time that he doesn't get an answer. He would know for certain that she was losing her hearing if he had to get right up to her before she answered.
That night he tries just that. Starting in the living room he asks his wife, who is standing at the sink in the kitchen, "What's for dinner?" He gets no response, so he moves to the kitchen doorway.
"Hey hun, what's for dinner?" Still no response, so he gets right behind her and asks "What are you making for dinner tonight?" His wife replies, "For the 3rd time, we're having meatloaf!"
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A man goes to his doctor worried that his wife was losing her hearing. The doctor advised the man to ask his wife a question from a distance and move closer each time that he doesn't get an answer. He would know for certain that she was losing her hearing if he had to get right up to her before she answered.
That night he tries just that. Starting in the living room he asks his wife, who is standing at the sink in the kitchen, "What's for dinner?" He gets no response, so he moves to the kitchen doorway.
"Hey hun, what's for dinner?" Still no response, so he gets right behind her and asks "What are you making for dinner tonight?" His wife replies, "For the 3rd time, we're having meatloaf!"







