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Chickielady is only laughing because she is remembering the things that her babies did....as am I at this moment. My daughter had a vomiting episode in the middle of the night. She then decided it would be fun to paint herself and the wall with it. It was disgusting. Puke everywheres.
Also, my dd peed on me. Took the diaper off, held her leg (so she would not roll off) and reached under the changing table for a diaper....suddenly had a wet sensation going down my arm....yep, she peed on me....I had always thought only boys did that. We all have our horror stories and as the moms of older children we can now look back and laugh. But we laugh with you, as you too will look back one day and laugh (even though right now you want to cry). Go to bed....I hope that tomorrow is better.
My DH is remembering the poop paint the entire wall episode with his twins.....
Oh yeah, I remember strolling through the grocery store and Ben crapped, the most gurgly nasty running snarley....poopy...he was so cute, toe head with big blue eyes,,,little osh kosh bibs...and snaps in the crotch so's you could change the diddy...and it went through, and he was red faced, he was grunting !!!! down both legs, all over the groceries below in the cart...so I rushed to the check out, and the poor girl had to check us out, the FULL grocerie cart all dripped with Ben poo.....it was one of the most wonderful mom stories I have.
The other was when he delt with the food bank people in Okanogan...OMG kids can make your life exciting !!!