We Quit Cigarettes

[R2elk]

They aren't heavy.

The first monsters that I ever saw were jiggling in a huge stainless steel bowl (after a mastectomy) way back when I was a teenager doing volunteer work in a hospital.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Nice rack try, but I only accept cash.

Oh my God I’m dying

Also you’re in luck cause I have the cash.

Though mostly in small bills.

 

[BantyChooks]

They aren't heavy.

You need an objective gauge of that. I'm sure you can find volunteers to help.

 

[electrycmonk]

I put turmeric in my sweet pickle recipe. The sweet pickles are not what you think of when you think of store bought sweet pickles. For some unknown reason, they have a slightly addictive effect on people that eat them. After having them available regularly, they can cause a withdrawal effect when they are suddenly no longer available.

Dually noted would like to learn your recipe. Even if it's a secret family mix, at least knowing the ingredients alone goes alot further to help me experiment with the 'spirit of your creation's......

 

[ShrekDawg]

I would be happy to send you the 12 bottles that I have but .... that would require an address.

Easy!!!! Santa (or if you prefer, fake Santa) at the North Pole!!!

 

[R2elk]

I am afraid to ask why you have twelve bottles of nail polish in the first place.

It is from when I was using it as an identifier to distinguish between breeds of chicks that were all being put in the brooder at the same time. I stopped using it when I saw that it was irritating their scalps.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Put one on the scale I want proof.

How!? Is she supposed to saw it off!?

 

[BantyChooks]

Easy!!!! Santa (or if you prefer, fake Santa) at the North Pole!!!

"Fake" santa will cause the package to be returned, as there is no such person at that address.

 

[Kiki]

Put one on the scale I want proof.

Anything for you my dear.
I'll try this evening on my quail scale.

 

[ShrekDawg]

It is from when I was using it as an identifier to distinguish between breeds of chicks that were all being put in the brooder at the same time. I stopped using it when I saw that it was irritating their scalps.

Couldn’t you have put it on their toe nails?