We Quit Cigarettes

[sourland]

Knives aren't the only thing they disapprove of in a law-abiding citizen's pockets. Then they hire anyone at all to man the baggage cart--while they're taking pictures of your naked self under your clothes with their porno x-ray machines and making you take off your shoes... I got a car. They can keep their dam airplanes.

I have problems with the TSA guy who seemed to enjoy the fondling entirely too much.

But..... they would see the metal in my body!!!

Ain't all they get to see. "Just sayin'."

 

[Conan]

honanbm -- oh, goodness, please no nudes.
Please.

You're right. That's what the PMs are for.

 

[CindyinSD]

What's the big rush for TP? Leaves work just fine.

Or a "personal cloth"...

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

You're right. That's what the PMs are for.

Oh, gosh.

 

[BantyChooks]

Oh, gosh.

She's kidding. You don't need to pass out from shock.

 

[room onthebroom]

I love it! Sweet dog.

He’s a sweet old man. He doesn’t walk well anymore, so now he rides in style.

 

[webbysmeme]

Trump is on TV now....I'm not listening but I bet he is scaring the crap out of millions right now.

TomHanks has the virus. No more NBA! One of the players tested positive. And al flights are suspended from Europe for 30 days! Oh Lord. What next

 

[Kiki]

TomHanks has the virus. No more NBA! One of the players tested positive. And al flights are suspended from Europe for 30 days! Oh Lord. What next

Where the heck are you reading this at?

 

[Conan]

She's kidding. You don't need to pass out from shock.

Am I?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Am I?

*Passes out*.