We Quit Cigarettes

[Conan]

OH God, you took those stupid test?

The horrible truth is that many of us did, and we continue to do so despite all the angry face emojis. Speaking on behalf of the internet test takers of the world, we are monsters.

 

[Kiki]

I thought maybe you meant it was missing a piece...
I do think I hear something moving inside of it.
It's this little flower thing on it fake?
I accused him of buying it...he didn't like that.

 

[webbysmeme]

What are you going to eat tonight?

I got a bunch of lean quazine meal( sorry, can't spell) I'll nuke one of those in a while. What are you having?

 

[CindyinSD]

Yes...I killed myself laughing too.
I think they are hilarious.

I failed almost all of them.

You did just fine. We're all so different. I don't know why that test said you have no imagination when you so very clearly do. You know how to draw people together and lead them into some very difficult battles and see many of them succeed. That is phenomenal. Do you have any idea how rare a quality that is? You can't measure that sort of thing on a silly internet test or on any other test. That test was dumb. I couldn't believe it said that about you--so very clearly wrong. SMH

 

[Kiki]

I got a bunch of lean quazine meal( sorry, can't spell) I'll nuke one of those in a while. What are you having?

I didn't cook tonight.
I just ate a bowl of some nasty Kashi cereal.
I'm not even sure what it's made out of but it was pretty gross.
It was a Kroger's clearance find.

 

[Conan]

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I thought maybe you meant it was missing a piece...
I do think I hear something moving inside of it.
It's this little flower thing on it fake?
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Nope! It's real, and how they look. The little bits in there are its bones. If you bust it open, you'll see the little bones. They look like this.

 

[Kiki]

You did just fine. We're all so different. I don't know why that test said you have no imagination when you so very clearly do. You know how to draw people together and lead them into some very difficult battles and see many of them succeed. That is phenomenal. Do you have any idea how rare a quality that is? You can't measure that sort of thing on a silly internet test or on any other test. That test was dumb. I couldn't believe it said that about you--so very clearly wrong. SMH

I imagined peeing on the news people. That's the best I can do.

 

[Kiki]

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Nope! It's real, and how they look. The little bits in there are its bones. If you bust it open, you'll see the little bones. They look like this.
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Heck no he'd probably kill me if I busted it open.

 

[casportpony]

God, I wish I did not need a drink! I have it all here now‼ What to doI'm thinking , it might make the rest of it easier.

have you considered going to an AA meeting?
https://aa.org

 

[Conan]

I didn't cook tonight.
I just ate a bowl of some nasty Kashi cereal.
I'm not even sure what it's made out of but it was pretty gross.
It was a Kroger's clearance find.

I think Kashi is made out of sawdust. Flavorless, and horrible.