We Quit Cigarettes

[BantyChooks]

He turned me down.

A beautiful lady like you? Shocker.

 

[BantyChooks]

No Indian giving allowed.
Only for Fitbits.

 

[Kiki]

A beautiful lady like you? Shocker.

What can I say....he's nuts.

 

[R2elk]

How's your deer?
Seen her lately?

She left a couple of days ago with some of her siblings.

 

[FortCluck]

My county:

Total Confirmed Cases	Hospitalized	Deaths	International Travel Associated	Close Contacts of Known Cases	Presumed Community Transmission
138	52	2	17	30	63

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html

STATE	CASES	DEATHS
New York	950	9
Washington	676	41
California	494	6
New Jersey	176	1
Massachusetts	164	0
Florida	138	4
Colorado	136	1
Georgia	121	1
Louisiana	114	2
Illinois	107	0
Texas	80	0
Pennsylvania	76	0
Minnesota	54	0
Michigan	53	0
Tennessee	52	0
Ohio	50	0
Wisconsin	46	0
Virginia	45	1
Nevada	42	1
Utah	39	0
Maryland	39	0
Oregon	38	1
Nebraska	33	0
North Carolina	33	0
South Carolina	33	1
Connecticut	26	0
Indiana	24	1
Alabama	23	0
Iowa	22	0
Arkansas	22	0
Rhode Island	21	0
Kentucky	21	1
Arizona	18	0
District of Columbia	17	0
New Mexico	17	0
New Hampshire	13	0
Maine	12	0
Oklahoma	10	0
South Dakota	10	1
Mississippi	10	0
Kansas	9	1
Vermont	8	0
Delaware	8	0
Hawaii	7	0
Missouri	6	0
Montana	6	0
Idaho	5	0
Puerto Rico	5	0
Wyoming	3	0
Guam	3	0
North Dakota	1	0
Alaska	1	0
Virgin Islands	1	0

Virginia has 2 deaths now

 

[FortCluck]

Back in the day they used to put a slice of lime in their Corona to make it palatable.

My mom still does that. I remember stealing a corona as a kid and went to drink it last time I ever took my moms corona.

 

[Kiki]

My mom still does that. I remember stealing a corona as a kid and went to drink it last time I ever took my moms corona.

It tastes like piss.

 

[FortCluck]

It tastes like piss.

I thought it smelt like skunk and tasted like piss

 

[Kiki]

I thought it smelt like skunk and tasted like piss

It's horrible. I think you have to already be drunk in order to drink that kind.

 

[sourland]

Basically, I talk to no one almost all of the time.

Works for me.