We Quit Cigarettes

[Conan]

And what about you? Where does your mind go, honnie...? You, who suggested that PMs are for, ahem, as you so elegantly put it, "sending nudes."
Oh, gosh, and R2elk is the same, isn't he....
ABANDON THREAD, ABANDON THREAD -- PERVERTS SIGHTED.

My mind permanently resides in the gutter. It's where I'm most at home.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

At no time have I ever denied being a dirty old man.

No shame! Heavens! BantyChooks, I may not be able to return that fainting couch you lent me earlier for a while yet... or maybe I'll just dish out the slaps again....

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Do you clean your gutters very often, honanbm? I hope so -- if you don't they'll get clogged and their purpose will be defeated.

 

[Conan]

Do you clean your gutters very often, honanbm? I hope so -- if you don't they'll get clogged and their purpose will be defeated.

Nah. I swill about until the filth starts to bog me down. Rather than clean them, I find new gutters to defile, and the cycle begins anew.

 

[BantyChooks]

No shame! Heavens! BantyChooks, I may not be able to return that fainting couch you lent me earlier for a while yet... or maybe I'll just dish out the slaps again....

Keep it as long as you want. Conan is unable to shock me.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

... honanbm, I'm not sure that that's healthy....

 

[Conan]

... honanbm, I'm not sure that that's healthy....

I can assure you, it's nothing short of fabulous for the skin. It's like a neverending mud bath, with salt. Because I LOVE salt.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Well, as long as you're happy, honnie....

 

[BantyChooks]

I can assure you, it's nothing short of fabulous for the skin. It's like a neverending mud bath, with salt. Because I LOVE salt.

Psst, that's a pickling solution. You're being pickled.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

An amusing comment... are you "pickled pink" by it, @honanbm?
Whoa, that was forced... sorry.