We Quit Cigarettes

[Kiki]

You share food with the fake dog ?

Not really...he's so dumb he thinks he is getting something. I already ate it all.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Not really...he's so dumb he thinks he is getting something. I already ate it all.

Poor fake dog, I have chickens who eat corn from my lips, like kisses (oh and I have never had salmonella )

 

[R2elk]

Poor fake dog, I have chickens who eat corn from my lips, like kisses (oh and I have never had salmonella )

The only way a chicken will ever touch my lips is after it has been cooked.

 

[Ursuline Chick]

The only way a chicken will ever tough my lips is after it has been cooked.

You have never kissed a hen, at all, not anywhere, like the head it doesn't have to be on the lips, maybe that's a southern thing. You know we are so affectionate.

 

[sourland]

Lies.
I wear bikinis to the grocery store.

That was you that I saw in Wal Mart ?

 

[Kiki]

That was you that I saw in Wal Mart ?

Heck no.
I do not go to Walmart.

 

[sourland]

Oh my goodness... you poor thing, you must be freezing -- especially around the meat case.

No, no,no -------------------------

 

[aart]

What if I was born before the dates available ?

Just google it.

1970

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Simon & Garfunkel

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Just google it.

1970

"Bridge Over Troubled Water"

Simon & Garfunkel

Is that you

 

[RoosterML]

He's trying to lick up my ice cream crummies.
@RoosterML
It's raining and cold here today so I'm just sitting around eating.

Very good, next time crumble some chocolate chip cookies onto the ice cream.