We Quit Cigarettes

[Kiki]

I call them laugh lines around my eyes

That's probably what I should start calling them.
That's a good one.

I do laugh a shi-ton.
Do not Urban dictionary this word.

 

[sourland]

I have wrinkles.
Doesn't every one?

Depends

 

[Kiki]

No, there are people that don't have wrinkles but they also don't have the svelte body that you have. I know people that have folds rather than wrinkles.

Let me Google this S word real quick.

 

[CindyinSD]

Ok don't think I'd even take the chance without at least haltering and cross-tieing.... that is a bare minimum. I don't know about your herd but my cow hates being haltered

Oh no... I was just joking. I'd have to have the right equipment, but the two good girls are pretty chill. They let me do all sorts of things with them. The meangirl is going on Craig's list as soon as she calves.

 

[Kiki]

Slender.

 

[CindyinSD]

Depends

I think we've established that she needs those depends...

 

[Kiki]

Oh no... I was just joking. I'd have to have the right equipment, but the two good girls are pretty chill. They let me do all sorts of things with them. The meangirl is going on Craig's list as soon as she calves.

The babies name can be C. Donor

We can call him baby D for now until he gets big.


C. Men Donor

 

[R2elk]

Slender.

Slender and elegant

"svelte
/svelt,sfelt/
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adjective
adjective: svelte; comparative adjective: svelter; superlative adjective: sveltest

(of a person) slender and elegant.
"she was svelte and sophisticated""

 

[CindyinSD]

The babies name can be C. Donor

We can call him baby D for now until he gets big.


C. Men Donor

I'll be castrating him in a few days... they say it's best to do it immediately, but his little bitty bag seems to be empty, and his mama was looking at me funny while I was looking at him. Maybe something with more of a Scotts flair.

 

[Kiki]

I'll be castrating him in a few days... they say it's best to do it immediately, but his little bitty bag seems to be empty, and his mama was looking at me funny while I was looking at him. Maybe something with more of a Scotts flair.

YOU are doing what!?
That poor baby.
Mr. Nonuts.