We Quit Cigarettes

[TheOddOneOut]

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Can I watch (not really, I have had to watch too many people pee at my job already)

Wait, what's your job?

 

[Kiki]

Wait, what's your job?

To pee on idiots.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Easy, everyone. Stupid people are just doing what stupid people do: Being stupid.
Easy, Kiki, you got this. Ignore the stupid people who are stupidly doing stupid things.
Was this post stupid? Please tell me.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

To pee on idiots.

No, not you!

 

[Ursuline Chick]

Wait, what's your job?

I am a Registered Nurse
What did you think my job was???

 

[R2elk]

Whoa...(is that the correct spelling?)

That is the correct spelling!

 

[Kiki]

No, not you!

Urs....she likes to POKE people with needles....in their eyeballs.

 

[NanaKat]

I'm back on page 621 trying to catch up.

I'm tired, cranky and pissed off.

This should bring a smile...1st hatch of the spring today 42 out of 46. Five bantams and 37 Columbian Wyandotte.

I promised to get some mask!

Saw a video on FB. A girl a ordain pleated a paper towel. Folded and stapled one end over a pony tail holder. Did the same to the other end. Then opened up the paper towel and slipped the pony tail holders on her ears...instant face mask.

Walmart was out of toilet paper, paper towels, bleach, hand sanitizer, rubbing alcohol, bottled water, and rice.

Our local news channel posted a recipe for hand sanitizer.. Mix together a bottle of aloe vera gel, a bottle of isopropyl alcohol and a small jar of vitamin E oil. You can find all three at your local pharmacy.

A shortage of toilet paper...diaper pail and cut up strips from old t-shirts.

 

[TheOddOneOut]

I am a Registered Nurse
What did you think my job was???

Wait, that means you watch people pee?

 

[Kiki]

I'm back on page 621 trying to catch up.

This should bring a smile...1st hatch of the spring today 42 out of 46. Five bantams and 37 Columbian Wyandotte.
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Saw a video on FB. A girl a ordain pleated a paper towel. Folded and stapled one end over a pony tail holder. Did the same to the other end. Then opened up the paper towel and slipped the pony tail holders on her ears...instant face mask.


Our local news channel posted a recipe for hand sanitizer.. Mix together a bottle of aloe vera gel, a bottle of isopropyl alcohol and a small jar of vitamin E oil. You can find all three at your local pharmacy.

A shortage of toilet paper...diaper pail and cut up strips from old t-shirts.

Nope deal.
Alcohol is gone here already too.