Weird Dream

[Stormhorse23]

Ok, well I had a weird dream last night and I'm apparently now a ghost hunter. Here's how it went...I remember it vividly!

I was in a house (MANSION!) being given a tour of the place. I went up a dark stairway alone and walked into a brightly lit bathroom. There, I sat down on the floor saying "Spirit, do not harm me" before walking up more stairs to go to the bedroom. Then I found myself outside the mansion once again and Jack Skeleton was riding a bicycle down the driveway. Thats when I realized my purpose there. I then had to do everything in my power to keep Jack Skeleton and his bride happy.

Then I woke up...

 

[flyingmonkeypoop]

I had a similar type dream last night.
I went to my grandparents old house, just to see who was living there, and it was George Strait. He invited me and my mom in, offered us coffee and then started asking questions about the house. He asked if we ever thought it was haunted. My mom said that she always thought it was inhabited by some demon in the crawl space next to the bathroom. He said that he put a basket on top of the hot water heater that was below the crawl space and the next day he found eggs in it. The eggs were this odd glowing green, and we cracked them open and there were creepy little creatures in them. After we cracked them open, I went and tossed them in the toilet and this evil looking thing that looked similar to the cat in Alice in Wonderland came out and started attacking me. George then ran up and shot it in the head, but the bullet went thru it and into the wall. The demon was then angry and went down and threw plates at my mom. I then pulled out a laser light and shined it in the demons eyes and the demon calmed down and started speaking. It said that it was angry that my grandparents left and took the chickens with them. The demon said it was about to die and the eggs we killed were its offspring, but now that the demon was calm and materialized, it could live forever. George then proposed to my mom. Right then, the cops stormed in and took George away in handcuffs because of an unpaid ticket. He told us where the money was and to bail him out, and also to bring him a change of clothes. We got the money, and mom told me to look for his clothes. I was unsure of what he would want to wear. I was going thru his closet that was the size of a room and found clothes that I liked, and it turned out that we wore the same size of clothes and boots, so I grabbed some clothes for myself and it took forever to pick out boots. Once I got the clothes I was hungry so I went to the kitchen and wanted some food, well he didnt have any BBQ sauce so I was ticked and had to eat my grilled cheese sandwhich plain. I was ready and mom lost her keys so we searched forever and couln't find them, but we found the keys to his huge truck and drove it. We got them and went to the jail which looked like a castle and it turned out it would only cost $5 to bail him out. I drove back to his house, neither him nor my mom wanted to drive so I had to. He went back to proposing and mom said yes, he gave me $10o million to buy the biggest peice of property that I could, and also to have a new house built with several barns and several chicken sheds, and a cabin for the demon. We moved without telling anyone after the wedding, my dad got my other siblings so I was finally an only child. When we got there, the demon laid eggs and hatched them without us knowing. When Bucky Covington came over, one of the demons attacked him.
Then I woke up. It was sad to have such an awesome dream come to an end. f only dreams came true, lol.

 

[Stormhorse23]

that is slightly....like my dreams

. the best was when i married Austin winkler and our baby was a duckling and i remembered we both took turns carrying it around in our pockets.