Weird ? - what would make a package of sausage blow up?

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh she won't open it...until I visit.

Anybody else need a visit from Em first? I clean! I swear it!

 

[gritsar]

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I see you don't have any takers.

 

[Ridgerunner]

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Can you meet my wife's cleaning standards? Her sister can't do it. I can't even come close. Her own mother can't clean well enough to meet her standards. What are your cleaning qualifications? I'm talking house cleaning, not chicken or turkey cleaning. My abilities for that are good enough.

I do have a turkey, btw.

 

[gritsar]

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Can you meet my wife's cleaning standards? Her sister can't do it. I can't even come close. Her own mother can't clean well enough to meet her standards. What are your cleaning qualifications? I'm talking house cleaning, not chicken or turkey cleaning. My abilities for that are good enough.

I do have a turkey, btw.

Your wife and I have something in common. All I get is pretenders, people that pretend they can clean my house as well as I can. So far I haven't found one that really can. Heck, my stepdaughter can't even stack clean dishes in the dishrack correctly...glassware first, then the silverware, then the plates.....

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

I will happily admit that I can't clean my house worth squat and anyone who really wants to is welcome to come clean it for me. I am positive that they will do a better job than I. I will be outside playing in the yard.

 

[OwlLover]

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I don't clean either. It looks like a bomb went off in my room.

 

[gritsar]

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I'll let you know before I arrive, bleach cleaner and toothbrushes (one for my teeth, one for the crevices) in hand.

 

[Ridgerunner]

I can wash dishes, load the dishwasher, and stack clean dishes in the rack better than she can. But even when I use her toothbrush, she's never happy with the results of me cleaning the bathroom, floors, or counter tops.

 

[P-Funk]

Zombie sausage. Feed it to the foxes.

 

[bluesub]

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Em,

You are welcome here, house is a mess, I don't have any turkeys (well besides the wild ones, but they are outside in the woods...). Bring your daughter, she can play with my kids...