Weirdness Contest GO!

[Malibu99]

When I was 3-8 I wanted to be a yellow crayon when I grew up. Not a doctor, not a vet... a yellow crayon.

 

[TinyBeaks]

Me and my BABY ONE YEAR OLD sister decided to have a licking contest yesterday. I think she won, she got on top of me and held me down. Again my BABY ONE YEAR OLD sister got on top of me and held me down to win the licking contest. Gotta love that kid.

 

[FeatherBird]

The other day my friend won at Candyland and lost at Life. I told him God is trying to send him a messeage.

 

[Chickadee42]

When I was 3-8 I wanted to be a yellow crayon when I grew up. Not a doctor, not a vet... a yellow crayon. 

Malibu99 you win again! Yellow crayons...*shakes head* you were a strange child malibu99....

 

[Malibu99]

Malibu99 you win again! Yellow crayons...*shakes head* you were a strange child malibu99....

I really was xDD I have plenty more odd stories of my childhood.

Like the fact that I couldn't pronounce hamburger, so I called them "Amboovoos".

 

[FeatherBird]

I called elephants "achmefants"

 

[TinyBeaks]

I'll do that when bulls do the ballerina.

 

[ClucksnDucks11]

Wait your only suppose to say the weirdest thing you said?

 

[TinyBeaks]

no, that's not all you can do.

 

[Released]

The weirdest thing i've done...... Well i was under the impression hot dogs came from cattails until i was about 10.