Weirdness Contest GO!

[Chickadee42]

I crave pickles and ice cream.  Don't worry I'm not pregnant! 

Chicken loving, you win today!

 

[Malibu99]

I tripped over the lid of a tote, then it fell flat on the floor and tripped over it again, slid, and faceplanted into a wall. And pulled 3 different muscles.

 

[Chickadee42]

I tripped over the lid of a tote, then it fell flat on the floor and tripped over it again, slid, and faceplanted into a wall. And pulled 3 different muscles.

Malibu99 you win today.

 

[itzazoo]

Ok, so what my kids are tiny bit sheltered but this was way too funny to me cause she had no idea it was funny.

She had a handful of chicken feed in her hands and they came to her and pecked out all the food then they got a little carried away and started pecking her toes which are painted BRITE pink. Anywho so she wiggles away and says, get off me you little peckers." ROFLMBO

 

[Chickadee42]

Is it just me or does this emoji look like

someone trying to pick a lock with a pen?
And this one looks like the building is in love

 

[Chickenloving]

Ummmm they look like empty boxes to me.Literally looks like this

but little

 

[Chickadee42]

Ok, so what my kids are tiny bit sheltered but this was way too funny to me cause she had no idea it was funny.

She had a handful of chicken feed in her hands and they came to her and pecked out all the food then they got a little carried away and started pecking her toes which are painted BRITE pink. Anywho so she wiggles away and says, get off me you little peckers." ROFLMBO

itzazoo, you are today's winner!

 

[Chickenloving]

I had a chicken that liked to fly and land on my head.

 

[Chickadee42]

Chickenloving, you win today.

 

[Chickenloving]

You lost your smile

itzazoo, you are today's winner!

Malibu99 you win today.

Chicken loving, you win today!