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[Chickadee42]

I was stretching my arms over my head when I heard this ticking sound and first I thought "Oh no!! The Creepy murderer spy found me and has planted a bomb that will make the lights flicker so he can kill me!" (Long story involving sunglasses, trains, an email, spies, murder, and lots of flickering lights. Maybe I'll post it later.) and then I realized it was my watch.

false alarm! No one will die! Or will they?...... *flicker*...................

 

[Chickadee42]

Okay peeps! The promised story about sunglasses, trains, an email, spies, murder and flickers is here!! This is an email I sent my poor friend, I'll call her....Hermione! (Trust, me if you knew her, you'd know the name fits)

I'm on the train right now and I think I'm sitting across from spies. First, there was this lady wearing black who wore sunglasses the whole time, And now there's this guy with a black spy hat, a black man-purse (I hope it's a man-purse and not a normal purse.

), a black phone in a black case, a black and white plaid shirt, and a very fat black wallet, and he is wearing black sunglasses inside the train too. His wallet is really fat and it's not all money. I think he's carrying the secret plans to that super dangerous top secret thingamy that is going to start a war unless the top secret agents from that top secret agency that everyone knows about can recover it.
I think the spy is watching me. I can't tell though because he has these huge dark sunglasses that cover half his face. I can't see his eyes at all. We're in a tunnel right now. I'm freaking out. I feel like the train is about to screech to a stop then the lights will flicker and go out and I will be trapped here with the spy. The little girls next to me will go silent....the lights will flicker and each time they do a person will disappear until it's just me....and him....They flicker once more.... And he's gone....another flicker...he appears....holding a gun....flicker...bang!... Scream from right behind me.....flicker.....whirl around....there's no one....flicker....a message in blood on the seat...."the secret must stay secret. The spy's are everywhere, they are everyone, they are everything." Flicker...
MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Did I frighten you Hermione? I meant to.
We switched trains. Now I'm Sitting across from a nice spy who's on the our side. She wears dark sunglasses inside the train but she's not creepy like the male spy from before who murdered everyone. She reminds me of black widow. She doesn't look like black widow she just....I dunno. She acts like her and has a black widow-ish sort of attitude. She has a black computer, and I think it's the secret to the nations security. It has all of the governments secrets on it. Which government you ask? All of them. Right now she's trying to hack into the enemy agency's files, the agency the creepy murderer spy works for. We're still in a tunnel and I keep expecting to see the male spy's face pop up outside my window and make the lights flicker so he can be a creepy murderer again. But this time it's him, me, and the nice spy on the train. She is going to kick his butt! The lights flicker....she punches him..flicker...he try's to choke her...flicker....she kicks him...flicker...he hits her...flicker....he's on the floor out cold and she's tying him up while she searches him for a clue to where the enemy agency is based...flicker....she is sitting back in her seat typing away like nothing happened.
I scared myself! Another train went by and I almost had a heart attack, I thought the lights were flickering and the male spy was coming to kill us!!
The female spy is smiling! I think she cracked the code! Now they can arrest the creepy male murderer spy!! Yay. Now no more death or light fli- *flicker* "hello children. Didja miss me?" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! HES GONNA KIL- ........*flicker*........................................................
......."where did she go?"......"where did who go?"......."the girl sitting across from us. She had dark hair and glasses."....."there wasn't anyone across from us."....."what? Yes there was! Look, her bag and ipad are still there, on the seat"......"flicker."...."WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?"....."I said flick her. This is the quiet car and that teenager over there is talking!"......I will never sleep or ride a train again..... THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE VERY LITTLE SLEEP, VERY MUCH SUGAR, NO WIFI, AND BOREDOM AND PUT ME IN A VERY QUIET CONFINED SPACE WITH LOTS OF VERY STRANGE STRANGERS IN SUNGLASSES. DO YOU REALIZE NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THESE THREE PEOPLE HADNT WORN SUNGLASSES?!?!?!? IT BOGGLES THE MIND. SUNGLASSES ARE VEDY VEDDY DANGEROUS.

That is the precise email I sent her. All I did was delete the personal info.

 

[Silver Bantam]

Silver Bantam you win today!! That picture made me laugh.... Is that wrong?

Thank you! X3 Yesh, now Elmo's true personality comes out.... 8P

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

this is all my doing.. I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Silver Bantam]

this is all my doing.. I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! e

Yea... Sure... Dreams are free

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

BUT IT WAS! I was the one who brought up elmo.. SO WORSHIP ME BILLY!!!!!!!!!! jk.. hehehee XD

 

[Silver Bantam]

BUT IT WAS! I was the one who  brought up elmo.. SO WORSHIP ME BILLY!!!!!!!!!! jk.. hehehee XD

Neva -.- I only worship those who deserve worshiping. And there is only one who deserves it :3

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

yes.. I know who dat is..... and He is amazing..

 

[Silver Bantam]

yes.. I know who dat is..... and He is amazing..

Yesh, I thought you would get it :3

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

dat is why I capitilaiza da H....