Weirdness Contest GO!

[Chickadee42]

BUT IT WAS! I was the one who  brought up elmo.. SO WORSHIP ME BILLY!!!!!!!!!! jk.. hehehee XD

Anikaanimalgirl you win today!

 

[MacaroniandChiz]

OH MY SWEET MOSES EATING UNICORNS!!!!! SALMON YOU WON CONGRAGAMITATIONS!!!!!!

#SOPROUDOFSALMON

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

Anikaanimalgirl you win today!

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANK U DANK U DANK U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS PEEPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mah1Mah1]

Yesterday I grabbed one of my chickens, went outside sat down, and waited for someone to come talk to me. My sister came out and asked me what I was doing. I then spun around, and while stroking the chicken I said; 'I have been waiting for you agent 63!!!' Then I laughed a manical laugh, dropped the chicken & calmly walked away...

 

[Mah1Mah1]

Today my classroom was dark, being the gracefull man I am, I tripped over a table and 2 backpacks.

I did that, except the two backpacks became my teacher...

 

[Mah1Mah1]

I was drinking tea, and I left the spoon in the mug and I poked myself in the eye with it so i did the logical thing and screamed, dropped the mug, spilt it everywhere and screamed 'NOOOOOOOOO IT WAS THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE!!!!" while holding my eye...

 

[Mah1Mah1]

LOL

a few months ago i was playing with some toy handcuffs on my bed ,so i handcuffed my arm to my headboard thing, fell alseep, and woke up the next morning screaming "MY ARM IS GONE! MY ARM IS GONE!" when my arm had just fallen asleep and was numb. it was embarassing, everyone in the house thought i was dying or something!

I did something similar to that, I went to the bathroom & ran outta tp so I started yelling for someone to get some more for me, no one answered so I started screaming instead and I scared my family half to death, turns out they were in the yard...

 

[Mah1Mah1]

I was talking to my chickens while photographing them as a professional photographer would talk to his/her human model. Must have been interesting to hear.

I did that, I said things like "YEAH WORK THAT POSE" & "YOUR WORKING THAT GIRL!!!" I got some very good shots too!!

 

[Chickenloving]

I can't lick my elbow.

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

I still cant believe I won yesterday.. 0.0 I neva win anything...