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So,
I met a girl at the pool on Friday. ^-^
She asked my number.... I jumped in the pool. But my friend gave her my number. :/
So she called me later that day, and the first question she asks is; "Have you ever killed someone"
My answer: HECK YAH!! DAT MEECH LOOKIED AT ME FUNNEH, HE DESERBED TO DAIE!!!! Have you?
Her: Yeah, I lured her into an abandoned warehouse, and shot her in the head. It was a clean kill.
Me: *Tisk* *Tisk* CHU DID IT ALL WRONG!!!! *** IS WRONGWITCHU!??!
Her: What did I do?
Me: CHU NEEDZ TO LURE HIM INTO DA WOODS, WIF COOKIES DEN BEAT DA CRAP OUTTA HIM WIF PILLOWS UNTIL HE STARTS LAUGHING, THEN CHU CUT HIS HEART OUT WIF A SPOON!!!
Then you can sell the parts on eBay. ^-^
Trust me, I know these things. I've done it almost everyday all summer! I'VE MADE A PWETTY BEAUTYFILLED PENNEH FO MAH TOESIES TO EAT WHENS I GETZ BOWED!!!!
Her: .....*Hangs up*
Strangely....She never called back.
scriptkiddieJR you win today!
