Hi and welcome!
So let's see....
Has anyone ever told you that you have too many chickens?
Do you lie about how many chickens you have?
Have you ever promised to cut back on the number of chickens you have?
Did you break that promise?
Do you ever think you need "just one more" chicken?
Do you dream about chickens?
Do you feel anxious if you try to imagine a life without chickens?
Are there more pictures of chickens in your house or wallet than of your kids? (Be honest, no judgment here. You're among friends!)
Have you ever gone shopping for milk and cereal and come home with chickens?
Is your best friend a chicken?
******* evaluation follows ******
If you answered yes to three or more ... come on in and make yourself at home! This is where you belong! We can't fix you, but we do recommend lots of group therapy, starting right here and now! It's official, you're either an Egg-aholic or a Chickaholic. There's no cure, just wacky good times. Make it "quacky" good times if your addiction includes waterfowl! Welcome to our world!
