I’m with the chickens on this one, ponds, they are dangerous places.
I mean apart from the risk of drowning; (can someone point me to the shallow end please because I don’t swim well) you often can’t see what’s under the water. There could be alligators in here. What about snakes? Does anyone check?
I’ll just sit on the edge here with my trouser legs rolled up and maybe dip a couple of toes in the water if it’s not too cold. After all, I am British you know.

I mean apart from the risk of drowning; (can someone point me to the shallow end please because I don’t swim well) you often can’t see what’s under the water. There could be alligators in here. What about snakes? Does anyone check?
I’ll just sit on the edge here with my trouser legs rolled up and maybe dip a couple of toes in the water if it’s not too cold. After all, I am British you know.
