Ha!Maybe you should remove the ‘h’s & add exclamation points.
(Wine! Wine!)![]()
I would love to .... but shocker.... I think I have developed an allergy to wine...

I had some vodka for my birthday, and that was OK... but rum also tends to make me congested....ODDEST thing!
I used to drink booze.... but now...eh...
And it isn't a quantity issue... it is just plain odd.
I really need to take notes... because I tend to forget, and it takes an hour for the congestion to kick in....