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maybe the python is lurkingthe pond is quiet....perhaps too quiet?
or everyone is in church worshipping on their lily pads---do ya thing the python is religious?maybe the python is lurking
maybe an idol of a snake charmer???or everyone is in church worshipping on their lily pads---do ya thing the python is religious?
but he posed sooo handsomely for his picture! Surely you secretly admire him....or not!View attachment 2350241
FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don't give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: %$##HOLE ROOSTER. He's the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30. He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he'll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows. It's like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls. He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running... around your yard... while you're trying to get away from him. He no longer goes after me as he is also an instructor of interpretive dance. Or at least that's what I imagine it looked like as I went after him flapping my arms, jumping up and down, kicking at him, yelling and screaming, and swinging a mop in his direction. So, if you're looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE! But you're coming out to catch this asshole, I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson.
Always.maybe the python is lurking
Not certain I'd call it religion, but he is a cultist.or everyone is in church worshipping on their lily pads---do ya thing the python is religious?
Sounds like “Stew” would be a good name for him...View attachment 2350241
FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don't give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: %$##HOLE ROOSTER. He's the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30. He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he'll start back up with his obnoxious cock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows. It's like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls. He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running... around your yard... while you're trying to get away from him. He no longer goes after me as he is also an instructor of interpretive dance. Or at least that's what I imagine it looked like as I went after him flapping my arms, jumping up and down, kicking at him, yelling and screaming, and swinging a mop in his direction. So, if you're looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE! But you're coming out to catch this a__hole, I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson.