You need a fresh set of Depends.Good morning, Pond. Damp on my lily pad again this morning - two mornings in a row. Anyone seen that kid around here?

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You need a fresh set of Depends.Good morning, Pond. Damp on my lily pad again this morning - two mornings in a row. Anyone seen that kid around here?
Payback for all the wet car seats, sofas, recliners, and mattresses is a woolly booger, ain’t it?
My mom peed on my car seat....
Ya know... my new car, leather seats with the perforations in the leather.... to help get the pee deep into the seat cushion.
Yeah... I LOVE old age.![]()
Me? Me?Payback for all the wet car seats, sofas, recliners, and mattresses is a woolly booger, ain’t it?![]()
I'm assuming this is a rhetorical question.Me? Me?
Are you saying that I was not a PERFECT child????![]()